Celine and Crowe
big spoon/little spoon: In the unlikely event that they would cuddle rather than do something else, Crowe would probably be the big spoon and Celine the little one.
favorite non-sexual activity: Celine and Crowe entertain each other with mind games and challenges. However, their favourite thing to do is to team up and con people out of their money. Sometimes it’s a competition to see who can pickpocket the most, other times it’s a rigged card game in a seedy dive bar. Basically they get their kicks from making other people look like idiots.
who uses all the hot water: Assuming that they aren’t bathing together, Celine. She cares much more about her cleanliness in the long run than Crowe does.
most trivial thing they fight over: Generally it has to do with whether or not one of them cheated during one of their gambling games. The answer is almost always yes, although which one it is changes all the time.
who does most of the cleaning: Someone Celine orders around, or Crowe if she persuades him to do that (not the hardest thing in the world to do)
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Depends on which one of them feels like being conniving that night. The queue is controlled by the one who is the most underhanded.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Celine could deal with it if she wanted, but she likes to make Crowe beg her before she actually does anything.
who steals the blankets: Celine normally ends up with them, although the covers tend to be abandoned on most nights.
who leaves their stuff around: They both do. It’s an absolute pig sty until Celine orders someone to tidy up.
who remembers to buy the milk: Crowe would do it for a price, and seeing as Celine is generally not interested in doing it herself, she indulges in his requests.
who remembers anniversaries: Neither of them really care for that sort of thing, although they may occasionally remember the date.