#cunts:asks

[wiener-warrior]

boo bitch.

🎸The fuck?🎸

[wiener-warrior]

🎸First off, ribs are fucking delicious, fuck you. And second of all, guitar solos aren’t cringe, you’re fucking cringe!🎸

[wiener-warrior]

help me hide from my parents and uncles and aunts.

🎸Uhhh….why the fuck would I do that?🎸

[wiener-warrior]

It's a compliment Adam, you got a dumpy, you could hypnotize people with it

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🎸Uhm, what the fuck?🎸

[wiener-warrior]

*Archangel Michelle lands next to Adam*

Hey, buddy, old pal, have you seen my nephew? About six feet tall? Red and green hair? Son of Lucifer?

( @ask-the-archs )

🎸Oh, Holy shi—🎸

🎸Uh, MJ, yeah…he ran off just a few minutes ago. Said he wanted me to hide him from his family.🎸

[wiener-warrior]

@blue-gem-overlord

Another fucking Adam??..great

🎸WOAH, gurl! You are FLAT! Deadass lookin like an ironing board🎸

🎸I JUST got here?! What did I do, and who are you?!🎸

[wiener-warrior]

Wait, you're actually fine being shipped with your worst enemy? The guy who's fucked you over multiple times? In most of the Adamsapple fanfictions you're also depicted as Lucifer's bottom bitch on a leash! You're a lot more chill about this than I would have expected

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🎸Okay…there are SEVERAL things here to address!🎸

🎸One: Luci is not my fucking worst enemy, so don’t put fucking words in my mouth, bitch🎸

🎸Two: I aint on no damn leash🎸

🎸Three: I am not a fucking bottom, and even if I was, I’d be a power bottom.🎸

[wiener-warrior]

Adam how do you feel knowing you've been voted as the character with the fattest ass in Hell

🎸Just because I’m a fatass, you guys don’t need to remind me!🎸