Holiday Tree-Dition: Wow Wow Wubbzy Style (A reference to the Cuphead Show episode, itself, too):
Based off a post from my good ole pal @gemwing1988 who did a parody of this with the Simpsons awhile back. Enjoy!
(Wubbzy and Daizy are off to find the perfect tree in Wuzzleburg Square. The two of them are walking while Wubbzy laughs and Daizy swings the axe around with a goofy grin on her face)
Wubbzy: We’re gonna find the best tree out here! Everyone’s gonna be blown away!
(They then walk around the tree farm looking for the best tree)
( "Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" plays )
Wubbzy: Too short (shows a tiny tree) Too tall (then it shows a tall skinny tree) Too fat (we then see a chubby Christmas tree) Too sparse (We see a dead Christmas tree) Too weird (the camera then pans to a weird looking tree with twisted branches) Too desperate (And then the camera pans to a Christmas tree juggling snowballs) Ugh! (His tail droops in sadness) We'll never find the perfect tree.
(Strings then play a melodramatic tune)
(Both their feet screech)
(Wubbzy’s tail perks up and he gasps)
(We then Handel's "Messiah" playing as both the children’s eyes are wide with excitement)
Wubbzy: Wow, wow, wow! The perfect tree!
Daizy: Well, time to get choppin'.
Daizy: (Annoyed) But I'm clearly--
Wubbzy: (Also getting annoyed) Clearly what? Give me the ax!
Daizy: Lavender lollipops, Wubbzy! We did it!
Wubbzy: And the whole town is gonna love it! Oh, it's so beautiful, all bathed in the warm spirit of the holiday season.
Daizy: Yeah, even as it rockets down that hill.
("Messiah" plays, stops) (“Messiah" plays, stops) ("Messiah" plays, stops, as the Christmas tree is sliding down the hill)
(lively holiday music plays)
Wubbzy: Where's the tree?
(They then enter a bear cave as the bears are snoring. They then wake up seeing that a young boy and a girl disturbed their slumber and they then roar. )
(A bear kicks the two out as the kids blow their landing)
Wubbzy and Daizy then scream and the lively holiday music resumes. Both kids then groan and pant)
Daizy: (chuckles) Wow! Those bears were really mad.
Wubbzy: Yeah. And we barely escaped with our lives. Get it?
Wubbzy: I said-- ( shouts )
Wubbzy: What?! ( shouts )
Daizy: I can't hear you on account of all these buzz saws!
(The two then realize that they’re at a saw machine factory. Then the two scream )
(The saw machine cackles )
( lively holiday music resumes )
Wubbzy: (Gasps) Oh no! The tree! It's all mangled! This can't possibly get any worse! 😖🫣
Daizy: Uh... Wanna bet? 😒