A box shows up on your doorstep, no return address. The note on the side is partially scrawled, "Do not open unle..." Do you chance it and open the box?
I am one of the most curious dinosaurs on this planet. So let’s just be real - This box is coming open at some point. But I’m also a big fan of Criminal Minds and Sherlock, and if those shows have taught me anything it’s that if you just open the box you’ll probably die. So. Investigation processes are now at hand:
1) Start by poking the box with a stick. Any noises? Nope? Alright, moving on.
2) How much does this box weigh? Light as a feather? Heavy as lead? Ok, the weight doesn’t really matter. I’m still curious either way.
3) Find a neighbor I don’t like. Coerce them into opening the box for me.
4) Curiosity fulfilled.