May 1, 2022
WHAT DO YOU MEAN KIT PURRSON ISN'T REAL
IMPORTANT EDIT: Kent does have a cat! It's named "Purrs"! Some wonderful people have made really helpful additions to this post so do check them out! I don't want anyone else scrolling away thinking Kent doesn't have a cat sdfsd That's my bad, take me away officer 😔
(I didn't expect this post to gain so much traction, but I should have known others would be equally invested in the existence of this fictional cat. Also, I'll leave my tags for posterity! I think my distress (hyperbolic) should be preserved, even if it looks ridiculous now that we know the truth 😂)
#omg check please#check please#omgcp#kent parson#kit purrson#puts the fandom in a chokehold#EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.....#listen you don't understand#i was so happy kent had a cat#at least one nice thing#YOU FILTHY LIARS#don't come after me for liking kent parson this is not the time slslfhslslslfhslfhsf#THE CAT GIRLS THE CAT'S FAKE???#Y'ALL..........#also I love cats I thought I wld get to see a cat in the future how am i supposed to recover from this CRUEL DECEPTION#curls up on floor...cries...#i feel like i passed some kind of initiation/hazing and i don't like it#juli 🐸#tags edit: btw i hope no one takes these tags too seriously sdfskd#tags edit: i wldnt usually clarify tone but the edit makes these tags less cohesive w/ the post and it's far less funny now rip 😭#tags edit: oh man i rly hope my humour isn't broken