Your name is EBONY DARK’NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY and you have LONG EBONY BLACK HAIR (that’s how you got your name) with PURPLE STREAKS and RED TIPS that reaches your MID-BACK and ICY BLUE EYES like LIMPID TEARS and a lot of people tell you you look like AMY LEE (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). You're not related to GERARD WAY but you wish you were because he’s a MAJOR FUCKING HOTTIE. You're a VAMPIRE but your TEETH are STRAIGHT AND WHITE. You have PALE WHITE SKIN. You're also a WITCH, and you go to a MAGIC SCHOOL called HOGWARTS in ENGLAND where you're in the SEVENTH YEAR (You're seventeen). You're a GOTH (in case we couldn’t tell) and you wear MOSTLY BLACK. You love HOT TOPIC and you buy all your clothes from there. For example today you were wearing a BLACK CORSET with MATCHING LACE around it and a BLACK LEATHER MINISKIRT, PINK FISHNETS and BLACK COMBAT BOOTS. You were wearing BLACK LIPSTICK, WHITE FOUNDATION, BLACK EYELINER and RED EYE SHADOW. You were walking outside HOGWARTS. It was SNOWING and RAINING so there was NO SUN, which you were VERY HAPPY ABOUT. A lot of PREPS stared at you. You put up your MIDDLE FINGER at them.
Brief break from university-induced hiatus to celebrate the 20th anniversary of a seminal work.
