Dec 30, 2020
CUTE FEDEX GUY IS BACK!!!
And boy howdy, was he turning up the flirt vibes! So charming, so handsome, so goofy with his Looney Tunes mask! And then there's me, red as a ripe tomato and smiling like the Joker. Smooth.
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CUTE FEDEX GUY IS BACK!!!
And boy howdy, was he turning up the flirt vibes! So charming, so handsome, so goofy with his Looney Tunes mask! And then there's me, red as a ripe tomato and smiling like the Joker. Smooth.
And on today's episode of Awkward Interactions with Cute FedEx Guy....
CFG: Hey, have you seen Deadpool 2 yet?
Me: No, I haven-n-not. *realizes what just came out of my mouth* What the hell...? I can't speak.
CFG: *shit-eating-grin* I think you're blushing a little bit there.
Me: *blushing intensifies* Shut up.
Had another visit from Mr. Cute FedEx Guy today...
Friendly as he is, he asks about my weekend. I tell him I went to the beach with friends, and he goes, "Really? You're not even sunburned!"
Me (in my head): "Wanna bet?" *proudly displays fried shoulder and raises one saucy eyebrow*
Me (in real life, because I'm at work, and I'm a chicken): Haha, yeah, I got a little burnt on my shoulders. *shrugs said shoulders, then winces in pain* ...Ow.
I CAN'T CATCH A BREAK.