#cutebutrude

[toruandmidori]

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[voodoomaggie]

Maybe just don’t for a bit? You #axolotl #stupidquestions #voodoomaggie #embroideredpatches #patchesinprogress #patchhappy #patcheseverywhere #cutebutrude #voodoodles

[inhumanghostlight]

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As usual with her, it came completely unexpected and out of the blue - this woman so unpredictable like one of these tiny quantum physical things that always change position. To be honest everything about her was quantum physics for him - nothing he would ever be able to understand.And yet, he understood what she did right now - but not why.

His mouth dropped open, still feeling the slight burn on his butt where her smacking hand hit him. Slowly he turned his head and threw her a look, still bent over to roam around in the small fridge to find him some of his precious iced tea.“..the hell was that for,” he complained, half-assed and a bit muffled because he felt his head turning into an embarrassing color.

“It just was there,” she explained with this damn smug grin she sported so well, still wiggling her hand. “That’s not a legit reason, you know!”“Reason enough,” and there she went slapping the other side as well.“GODDAMMIT BROOKIE!”