#cuthroat kitchen

[spindabugs]

I’m a simple woman, when all the women are eliminated on any cooking show I go to the next episode immediatly

[obi-wann-cannoli]

My favorite cutthroat kitchen episodes are episodes with a european chef because every time they bring out a sabotage the european chef looks horrified while the other chefs are either rubbing their hands in glee or proclaiming they can make  a philly cheese steak with no knives while dancing and irish jig and juggling rocks.

[kaiju-booty]

Alton Brown's Kinky Kitchen

[my-chemical-boner]

My fav thing about alton brown is that he answers questions from twitter by writing his answer on a sticky note , sticking it on his computer screen , taking a photo , then posting that pic on instagram. Keep doing ur thing my dude.

[idkeventho]

I think I found my favorite quote from Alton

[red-k-alex]

Watching Cuthroat Kitchen

Competetor: I can't use canned chicken. I can't even eat chicken noodle soup from a can.

Me: darn right you can't

Me: *is probably eating something that only vaguely resembles food*

[sparkytheandroid]

Chef: "What I have for you is an Italian/Asian fusion di--"

Alton Brown: "FUSION IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK DISHES STRONGER"

[existentialasshole]

5 Things That Make Me Happy

Was tagged by thattmurdock

1. Tyler Joseph’s laugh

2. Sleep

3. Alton Brown

4. Discussing philosophy with people that are actually interested in philosophy

5. Oscar Wilde