the st4tic and cyr1x pred headcanons. hand em over.
Hi anon just want to say that this feels like a threat /lh
St4tic: -Since he was trapped in the TV Realm Prison thing for a long time, I’d feel like he has a pretty small appetite, but then I like to think that he’ll overdo it on purpose to get more space, cause why not.
-He’s never really felt touch, so I feel like he gets very flustered over tummy rubs, inside or out.
-His stomach is kinda cold, cause he’s a robot yk, so i’d suggest bringing a blanket into there or smthn.
-His stomach is very noisy in general, stuffed or not Cyr1x: -If you get eaten by him, prepare to stay in there for a while cause he’d probably get side-tracked and would forget to let you out lol
-He usually likes to slightly tease willing prey, kind of like “You want me to do this? Lol ok weirdo” but if you’re in a bad mood he won’t tease you and will instead leave you alone or try to comfort you.
-He acts SO confident but if you tease him in the slightest he’ll get really flushed up and just kinda, snap you up and try not to talk to you lmao
-Probably overworks himself and is extremely tired, mistakes you for food and eats you and promptly passes out, this happens a lot lmao, he’ll half-apologize when he wakes up