#cyrzaanposting

[vivecsfavorite]

Blessed are the rays of Auri-El's Sun, may their radiance protect and nourish us, etc etc *puts up curtain to block out the light and go back 2 bed*

[vivecsfavorite]

The Dwemer girlbossed a bit too close to the Sun

[pervertsorceress]

Dear Brother, you compel me and evoke visions in my mind most impure and profane, and I would be lying if I were to tell you they do not leave me hungry and desperate for satiation, at any cost. It is now that I turn to you for guidance—Brother, am I a threat? Are these desires ones you possess the knowledge to correct? ☀️

My dearest little Sister, what a perverse thing you have become. But worry not, for you are no threat: though lust consumes you, twists you, I will ensure no harm comes to your other siblings. But I am not so cruel as to lock you away to deal with your needs on your own. Rest assured I will take good care of you, of course. For what sort of Brother would I be, corrupting you like this, only to abandon you in your time of need? No, I could never do that to you. So come, little Justiciar, and allow me to take care of you.

[pervertsorceress]

Gay elves making out

[pervertsorceress]

Mmmmm. Horny snowelf moment

[pervertsorceress]

I think I could jork it 12 times in one day. Like. Nut n take a break. N then go agaain and again.

Like....ok im high as hell im Not talking about like -- Nutting 12 times. I can do that easy, like. I could do that right now if I wanted.

No I mean like. I nut as many times in a row as I can when I jork it. So I do that. Rest for an hour do aftercare etc. And repeat that 11 more times. That's like a full day of Nothinf but jerking off.

I could very seriously do this as an Act of Devotion to Lord Boethiah I'm being so for real.

[pervertsorceress]

For your consideration: a seasoned falmer Warrior wearing a schoolgirl uniform. Send tweet

[sealofphobos]

1 falmer timeline: Literally just some guy that had a farm . Tired n dusty n old grandpa with an equally tired n dusty n old chaurus. Probably gonna make u soup and ask about ur day and send u home with enough leftovers for u n ur whole family for the next 3 days at least. Best basket weaver in town babeyyyy.

Other falmer timeline: auri-el's specialest little guy with a swag ass sword (Goldbrand) (found it) (dont worry abt what that implies). So so so personally hated by the dwemer they were gonna publicly Soul trap and execute me but auri-el yoinked me outta there and blasted the dwemer with lethal amounts of radiation and also cursed them bc they were Mean 2 Me. Also had a really awesome Chaurus bestie (she eated people heehee)