Me, trying to teach my friend to play a few chords on guitar:
"Your fingernails aren't ch...cut short, that's gonna be a problem."
"No, bring your elbow around."
"Your ELBOW."
"Okay, pointer finger goes here...no, not there, move it up a little."
"I'm not qualified to teach this."
"Why are your fingers bending the wrong direction?"
"That was accidentally muted but you were mostly doing the right thing. C chord! Let's do an easier one. Easier than C?"
*thunk that sounds vaguely like D* "Nice!"
















