More DADS BATJOKES AU HEADCANONS & OTHER BRUCE & JOKER (JACK) HEADCANONS TIDBITS.
{ Here is some more personal headcanons as well other AU details bits on both Bruce and Joker/Jack who are a Vigilantes partners couple duo as well balancing crime-fighting along with fatherhood with their adopted son Malik. } [Since moving in and living with Bruce, Jack has become super engrossed & taken a big interest in makeup products. In Arkham he really couldn’t do much when it came to the semi slight burning tingling sensation he always feels on his skin until he meet up with Harley & she breaks him out of Arkham thus starting their crime-spree duo together, upon being in the outside world Jack discover skin care products & kits that’s somewhat helps his skin issues...while at the same time don’t exactly make what he feels go away. Since being with Bruce also now being even more within the limelight Jack has gone all out in terms of his looks, especially when both of them are in the public eye Jack is never seen without any sort of makeup on. Whether it be lipstick or eye-shadow or lip-gloss or a bit of blush, you can except to see him with some kind of makeup on.] [ When it comes to their baby boy Malik both Bruce & Jack are equally protective Jack being twice as more protective and extra attach to Malik due to the fact that some of those within Gotham public, especially those apart of Bruce more highly rich elitist circles of Gotham 1% sees Jack as being unworthy of Bruce help also you got those that think & sometimes aren’t afraid to say it out loud...at least not within Bruce range of hearing is that they find Jack unfit to be a parent of any kind due to his criminal history also due to the fact of him being a ex-patient of Arkham Asylum. Jack tends to not get too overly upset by these rich assholes because it’s not like its noting he’s haven’t heard before, but that always doesn’t means he’ll just stand by and take it from these upper crust hypocritical phonies. | Jack is usually able to shut them up real quick in a funny but truthful seemingly friendly joking mocking fashion by either having fun with the wives & mentioning / joking about how their husbands are impatiently waiting to get back to their mistresses or dropping some sick burn about how some of these rich pricks are most likely in debt up their asses and are just fronting like they got big money or some other dig at these fakeass elite wealthy people, all in all Jack can pretty much handle himself just fine against these assholes. } ( As little Malik continues to grow & get bigger from infancy towards full-on active super aware & engaged mouths old baby, the more Bruce & Jack starts to take notice of their son growing personality. Such as being somewhat of a silly and a bit mischievous little boy, like having a tendency of finding small important objects such as phones or other gadgets that Bruce has no idea how a 8 to 9 mouths old baby managed to get his hands on & hides them around the manor like some sort of tiny thief. Or how Malik seems to climb out of his crib and likes to throw things at people, but only to those he really doesn't like. } ( In terms who Malik tends to favor more when it comes to his fathers that honor goes to the Jack! While Malik have affections for both parents , Jack is clearly the more favor parent then Bruce, mainly since Jack tends to be the one to either handles or take care of Malik more demanding outbursts or temper-fuelled cries also he’s a lot more affectionate & openly loving also cuddly with Malik then Bruce. Not that Bruce doesn’t show affection or love towards his baby son he does...but not in the same way as Jack, as in he doesn’t go super overbroad with it. Jack often teases Bruce on the reasons why Malik likes him so much more is due to him not being as emotional-repressed as his daddy. } [ NOW FOR A LITTLE OF SOME NAUGHTY & DRITY HEADCANONS BITS | Bruce and Jack has a slight size difference when it comes to their manhoods, Jack is about average length except his cock is on the thin slander side also its pretty long but not extra too long, Bruce on the other hand is somewhat a beast down there like around 7 to 8 inches as well as being very girthy in terms of thickness which Jack appreciate very much. | Jack is fully 100% intact as in having foreskin. Which slightly only covers an little bit of the tip of his prick, leaving a nice peek of pinkness which Bruce thinks is kind of cute also as for Bruce downstairs he’s cut. | In terms of pubes Jack pubic hair is also green which when it comes to dealing with the rest of his unusual bodily condition he has no idea how that’s even possible, he also likes to kept it real trimmed too or shave it in creative shapes such as a heart or an triangle , Bruce pubes are also pretty trimmed up as well although there are times were he likes to keep it bushy and kind of untamed ; when it comes to sex they try to get in as much as they can especially now that they have a kid to care for. { There are a couple of times were they be both on patrol as Batman & Joker during a case or investigating or just got finish taking care of a villain or criminal where they are both feeling intensely on the pent up horny side and just ends up going at each other like wild animals like its nothing, often times leaving them fucking with abandon on top of roofs or within a dark allyway also even within the Batmobile more then once or twice. | They’ve also done it in the Bat cave more often then they can count, usual involving Jack riding on top of Bruce in his fancy advance computer monitors chair. }