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Vodka doesn't taste as good as I remember

I just woke up.

Whoops?

Someone decided to come wake me up at 4am

Say "Good Morning!" Colie.

I hate March 22nd

Something bad always has to happen on this day.

I pride myself on being relatively calm and happy

But if another one of my students brags about the Dalgaard fire I'm going to lose it.

The guy at the store was convinced I was underage when I tried to cigarettes.

Got the cops involved and everything. ...Moron.

I may or may not have screamed when I saw all the Les Mis stuff

I've been listening to Madness all day

It's my new favorite song.

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