also, boop. (beep)
SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.
1: FUNNY TEXT
[???]: Congratulations! You get to be my Bad Jokes guinea pig. I have a bet that I can get Widowmaker to smile. Or at least have some kind of facial expression.
[???]: Blink, even.
[???]: Anyway.
[???]: So a blind man walks into a bar… and a table… and a chair…
[???]: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. And then it hit me.
[???]: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.
[???]: Actually that last one might get her. Perfect. >:)))))












