DALLAS SEITZ
When and where are you happiest? “In the desert in America.”
Where is your studio and how long have you been there? Currently I am working in the loft of my flat in Bow London.
What is your earliest memory of art? Dr. Suess.
If you could own any work of art, which would it be? Warhol’s Electric Chair.
When and where are you happiest? In the desert in America.
What is your greatest fear? Poltergeists.
What is your greatest extravagance? Taking too many black cabs eating at Nobu.
If you could ask one question and receive a true answer, what would that question be? Is Big Foot real?
Which natural gift would you most like to possess? Singing voice; I sound like a cat being run over by a lawn mower!
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes? Having no passion for anything.
What to your mind would be the greatest of fortunes? Friendships.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My Voice.
What is your favourite drink? Tomato juice.
What is your current state of mind? Happily Mad.
Who is your favourite fictional hero? Bugs Bunny.
Who is your favourite fictional villain? The Joker.
If you had a superpower, what would it be? Invisibility.
Tell us a joke. What did the 0 say to the 8? Answer: Nice Belt.
Which album, film and book would you take to a desert island? Johnny Cash Greatest Hits, Out of Africa, Green Eggs and Ham.
What would your ‘death row’ meal be? A huge rare steak with baked potato, sour cream, bacon bits and chives and broccoli.
If you were a world record breaker, what would it be for? Most beers drunk in one evening.
Which artist do you think is most under-rated? All of them.
Which three historical figures would you like to have lunch with? Dr Suess, Trotsky, Andy Warhol.
What or who has been the biggest influence to your practice? Natural History Museums.
Who will play you in the film of your life? Michael Fassbender (I wish).
What would you do if you knew you could not fail? Swim the English Channel.
What is your motto? Help Each Other.
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