#dammitjubilee

[nemesisvariant]

MEET ME IN THE PIT, MOOSE @dammitjubilee YOU GOT A LOT HERE TO ANSWER FOR

[vulgarweed]

Your post about Archie is the first thing I saw logging in on Tumblr just now and even though I don’t know you guys I’m crying and so relieved that The Goodest Boy is okay <3 Please tell him he is most handsome and he has a fan in Utah

OMG BLESS YOU and I will tell Archie that you love him.

[shediesalone]

You do your heritage proud, you have carried on traditions of old into the world of today. Stay kinky, my friend.

-sniff-

This is... without a doubt... the prOUDEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN.

[shediesalone]

Okay but. Archeological fact that Troy is in modern day Turkey. Who spent ten years trying to whoop Troy's butt? The Greeks. What is Turkey's national sport? Oil wrestling. Which is /so porny/. Coincidence? I think not.

Bahahahaha oh my god.

Everything porny goes back to the Greeks and Troy why am I not even a little bit surprised right now?

Sheesh.  My heritage is dirtier than anyone ever told me LOL

[shediesalone]

Literally everyone? Meet me in the pit then. The jello pit. In a bikini. (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

Can’t tell if porn or Greek Olympics.

I’m in.

Bring it on, girl. Bring it on.

[shediesalone]

Top 5 people you would fight right now

1. Donald Trump2. My mother3. The assholes at the mall who stared and laughed at my white cane. 4. Everyone. Literally everyone. 5. Myself.

[punlich]

For the anon who asked about where to give clothes away. transsupplies on tumblr is awesome, a lot of people are helped there.

Thanks. Anon, check out that site

[1pixelprincess-blog]

Super fun fact!

Send me “Fun Fact!” for a small headcanon about my muse.

After the Apple and her subsequent return to Earth, Percy spent an unholy amount of time on youtube how-to channels for different styles of dance - both modern and from all periods of history - just because her body could do them now and it felt so good to move like that to music.  However, it’s something she only ever indulges in alone.  Out in public, the most she’s ever been seen to do is dance a sedate waltz with a client or business associate.

After all, work occasionally required such things.