Guys, I was thinking about our parents Rick and Michonne Grimes. They are absolutely crazy about each other. After they became canon, all it took was a sideways glance or a bump of the shoulder and they were already making out in any available corner.
But the reproductive math here just doesn't add up. How come our diva didn't get pregnant much sooner?
The Calendar Method? In the middle of a zombie apocalypse, with sky-high stress, malnutrition, and irregular cycles, trying to calculate fertile days would be almost contraceptive suicide.
The famous coitus interruptus? Rick Grimes is a man of focus, commitment, and determination, but in the folds of that Alexandria duvet, did he really have the self-control to pull out in time every time?
The "grooming" tactic? Did they spend half the time just on foreplay and "love without penetration" to avoid unforeseen problems?
A Pill Stockpile in Alexandria? If she was taking birth control, where did she get so much of that supply? Did Denise find an entire pharmacy just for combined pills and nobody told her? Or did you have a batch with a miraculous expiration date stored in Deanna's safe?
Seriously, how come R.J. wasn't born two years earlier? Alexandria should have the best family planning in the world and nobody showed it in the episodes.