Ian and Alan Make Out in the Jeep
...while there's a T-Rex on the loose. THAT scene, but somehow with making out. Look, I'm not saying all of these are masterpieces, but it's astounding that there are so many of them. Some of them are a bit AU. You're welcome, universe:
The Fundamentals of Chaos Theory (1110 words) by orphan_account Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alan Grant/Ian Malcolm, Alan Grant/Ellie Sattler Characters: Alan Grant, Ian Malcolm, Ellie Sattler, mentions of other characters Additional Tags: Cheating, Sexual Content, Alan loves Ellie sm but its not gonna last and Ian is hot as shit Summary: So, Dr Grant doesn’t feel that bad, sitting next to his girlfriend, if thats even the right word, and nursing homoerotic fantasies. Maybe he should feel worse than he does, but at the end of the day, no matter what happens now, they’re both going to be heartbroken. It doesn’t matter if his gaze lingers a little on another, doesn’t matter if he thinks about shutting Malcolm up with his cock, pulling on dark curls until he chokes. Doesn’t matter at all.
Rain-Fogged Windows (1103 words) by rainybookshopspoetry Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alan Grant/Ian Malcolm, pre Alan Grant/Ellie Sattler/Ian Malcolm Characters: Alan Grant, Ian Malcolm, Ellie Sattler, Tim Murphy, Lex Murphy Additional Tags: Missing Scene, Near Death Experience, Making Out, Dinosaurs, Nothing Like Almost Getting Eaten By A T-Rex to Prompt a Sexuality Crisis Series: Part 1 of I Went to a Dinosaur Theme Park and All I Got Was Trauma and a New Boyfriend Summary: If you had told Alan a few hours ago that he’d be sitting here thinking about kissing smarmy, self-obsessed Ian Malcolm, of all people, he’d have said it was more unlikely than dinosaurs coming back to life. But – they’re probably about to die, he’s never kissed a man before, and at this point he’d do just about anything to get Malcolm to stop talking.
Casual Danger Dialogue for Beginners (1100 words) by misura Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Jurassic Park (1993) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alan Grant/Ian Malcolm Additional Tags: Community: smallfandomfest, Missing Scene Summary: "I have to ask," Alan said, "are you babbling like this because you're working up your nerve, or because you don't want to let on to the fact that you've lost it entirely?" Bookmarker's Tags: JurassicPark
Is That a T-Rex in Your Pants or Are You Just Happy to See Me? (1113 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alan Grant/Ian Malcolm, referenced Alan Grant/Ellie Sattler Characters: Alan Grant (Jurassic Park), Ian Malcolm, Ellie Sattler (mentioned) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mention of Alan Grant/Ian Malcolm/Ellie Sattler, Blow Jobs, slight jealousy, Hand Jobs, Resolved Sexual Tension, I wanted them to fuck during that part where they're alone in the car so I made it work., Don't look too close at the logistics, Pre-Relationship, Infidelity, No Angst, Semi-Public Sex, Takes place during the first Jurassic Park movie, not exhibitionism, Technically? Summary: Grant and Malcolm had major sexual tension. This is me resolving it. AKA: Jurassic Park Car Scene Porn Lite.
I keep finding more. This is kind of insane.