Suddenly I remember why I enjoy being the sober hermit and why work friends are just work friends. Bars are gross, and people are loud and have terrible taste in music. Virgin drinks are sad and tasteless. I need a sober bar with beautiful books, open all night, that serves tea, coffee, and smoothies. And is full of the gays. All the gays. Does any know the punchline to two bisexuals were alone in a bar? Cause I could’ve totally used it tonight.
It wasn’t completely awful, but I am so so so glad I am home now, bet you @bloody-bee-tea is too. My one good work friend made the evening bearable, but man @marvelingjules did we miss you tonight. I have a feeling you’d make even me feel comfortable in a bar.
My first taste of the night life and I could use a mint. Or seven. However I did manage to walk away with a few good jokes, seeing a couple of the local bats out for bug buffet and some story lines that I’ll have fun messing with.
So all and all never again. Goodnight my lovely followers many sweet dreams.
-Dreamy












