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My 5yo: Do people who use dark magic take their pants off in battle?
Me: No, why?
5yo: cuz dark color absorb the most heat. They would get hot in battle.
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My 5yo: Do people who use dark magic take their pants off in battle?
Me: No, why?
5yo: cuz dark color absorb the most heat. They would get hot in battle.
"This Dark Magic Ritual Went Too Far! 🌑"
Imagine a necromancer that isn't evil and just uses their skeleton army to help around the house or to stir a potion for them. Or imagine an even EVILER necromancer that uses their skeleton army as free labor to make cheap products like a sweatshop.
All those posts you scroll through on the internet are people, by the way.
Or at least, they were. No I'm not talking about the people behind creating the posts or the people featured or the people they are about. The posts are made of people. For every post you scroll past, the flesh of an entire human person must be taken by the great internet machine and contorted into something no longer flesh but merely light emitted from pixels. Don't worry though, it probably wasn't anyone you knew. The machine picks out people at random and nabs them from spacetime with it's dark magic. No, they can't be brought back. Yes, scrolling past and then scrolling back up uses up another person. No, nobody misses them because they never existed anymore.
new quadeca song, life is good
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
wanna start posting my old porno fics <3 this is one that never got published. submissive gf wants to get dumber with demon magic, but her bf might need some adjustment first...
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