#darkly plays splatoon

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Chill Season 2022: Big Run, X Battle, 13 kits

Fresh Season 2023: Eggstra Work, Tableturf PvP, new King Salmonid, new brand, 2 new Specials, 12 kits

Sizzle Season 2023: Challenges, Anarchy Open reworks, fist bumps, 11 kits

The Actual 1st Anniversary: uhh. 10 kits. spin your hat

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So, amazing news: Splatnet finally updated so that you can check your total boss kills under the Work tab, where the Big Run and Eggstra Work high scores are

Abominable news: Big Shots are more fucking joever than I ever could've expected

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There really needs to be some kind of punishment or Pavlovian conditioning for standing in front of teammates' bullets in Splatoon. I'm tired of people bodyblocking me when I'm trying to use Dualies' turret mode and can't even move, and them not feeling the need to correct it

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oh this is a terrific and flexible combo

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dude I love this new The Matrix mod for the Salmon Run: Next Wave gameplay mode in Splatoon 3

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who wants to see the sickest, most totally intentional Double Drizzler Kill

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you ever just pace around your room for 15 minutes straight internally ranting in your brain about how fucking awful, exhausting and unfulfilling the king salmonid scale reward system is in Splatoon 3? yeah me neither

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forgot to snap my final Clout Count but here's me almost getting the nicest number