ok i caved in after a month
hiiii guyysssssssssss did i ever- di d i
d- *explodes*
tbh i'm not really surprised with this one like i DO have a history of having a crush on ogres from puss in boots adaptations for years i think it'sfunny i selfshipped with one twice . i guess we are doing ogres now for real
s/i is called Thistle i saw her in a dream like twice, she's like a knight but if i knight was good at their job or protecting princess and all but had zero romantic envolvement with them and instead wanted to snog the monsters i dunno .
also since he doesn't have a name , same as Igor i think i'll give him a name myself anyways i just gotta figure what ..(would be funny if i went with Beelzebub though. so it'll be like Beelzebub and Lucifer that would be funny ...)
also dear god please i hope none of y'all freaks know of this movie's existence oh my god man oh my go-











