I’ve heard some pretty good excuses in my dating life about why something has to end, most of them funny, but having a girl tell me we can’t date because I’m a Pisces might be the weirdest way of putting me in the friend zone I’ve ever experienced.
seen from Japan
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Russia

seen from Australia
seen from Belgium

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from Morocco

seen from United States
seen from China
I’ve heard some pretty good excuses in my dating life about why something has to end, most of them funny, but having a girl tell me we can’t date because I’m a Pisces might be the weirdest way of putting me in the friend zone I’ve ever experienced.
( @julian-crenshaw )
She had been hovering near Julian Crenshaw’s office since he had left for the day - she just needed to wait until his secretary left and she would have her moment. Aubrielle was a pretty girl, and surprisingly she did her job well, despite having to work for Crenshaw. And she knew that Madison’s presence would be reported back to Julian if the girl were to see her. Madison couldn’t have that - not after she saw that Julian had been reading the file on Damien Silver’s death. She couldn’t allow that either.
When the girl pulled on her coat and locked up the office, that was when Madison made her move. She had weaseled master keys from the custodial staff after complaining that her door had jammed - Madison lied almost as good as she looked, which made things easier for her. She was quiet as she let herself into Julian’s office. She clicked a light on, immediately crossing to where she had seen him keep the files. Pulling the drawer open, her fingers quickly flipped through the files.
Locating it didn’t take long - ‘Silver, Damien’ stamped across the top had her pause immediately. She pulled it out, reaching for her bag to hide it in there. But she had to pause, as she heard footsteps approaching. Frowning, she dropped the file. She needed to abort, and she straightened up. With a flick of her ankle, she kicked the file under the cabinet just as someone walked through the door. She turned, looking up almost innocently. Or as innocently as she could manage.
freneticjo
replied to your
photo
:
↳ Instagram @Iceicebobby#TBT Freshman year. Jesus....
You can be my hero, baby!
I will kiss away the pain.
freneticjo replied to your post:Do you wanna build a skating rink?
I was thinking about our own personal igloo but I suppose it’s nice to share every once in a while…
Why you gotta play me this way, Songbird? You already know ours is built, painted, decorated, and about to be put on the market again 'cause we be buildin' a bigger one for all the extra stuff you wanna stock in there. Come on.
freneticjo replied to your post:Christmas at the Drake's is something.
Let me be the one to tell her. I love side-eye by proxy.
You're the absolute worst. T'was nice knowing you, Cargill.
freneticjo replied to your post:I'm pretty sure there isn't enough water in this school to keep me hydrated.
Sigh…
Talk to me about it. I feel like a white fratbro that needs to cuff a girl for the cold season. The thirst is real.
freneticjo replied to your photo:↳ Instagram @Iceicebobby ”Throwback...
Final score screencap might be my phone wallpaper. XD
Just to remind me of my mediocre ways, huh? SMH.
freneticjo replied to your post:Top 5 songs you want to learn the chords for!
We should practice on these!
Oh my God, you're right! Are you busy in the next few days, ma'am? Or should I rehearse on my own and prepare a little show for you?