#dash: maxim

[madisubmccarthy-blog]

@fcknmaxim

Did you have permission to post that picture, Maxim Mordechai?

[coldbloodedleroy]

@evilqueenerica & @fcknmaxim liked your post.

Did you want my attention?

[madisubmccarthy-blog]

No.

Yes!

No what?

[madisubmccarthy-blog]

Have I ever told you how beautiful you look, Mads? Like.. dang. DANG. You're so beautiful. I'm so glad we're back in each other's lives.

I’m so glad too, honey. Best birthday ever.

Are you having fun, sugarplum?

[madisubmccarthy-blog]

That cat though..

Right??? It’s prettier than I am!

I want a cat. I love cats.

[punchitkhadem]

@switchingremy, @fcknmaxim

It’s been just over 24 hours and once again, I’m forced to remind the student body of Westmore that the rules of this college are not optional. Remy Smythe, I’m severely disappointed to be hearing more about you. Maxim McCarthy, I trust you understand exactly why you’re being addressed publicly.

Mister Smythe-- for the possession and consumption of alcohol on college premises, and for failing to understand the definition of sexual harassment:

1. You will be attending a four hour class in sexual harassment this Sunday, after which you will be writing a two page essay up on what you learnt to hand in to me.

2. Your room will be searched biweekly instead of monthly effective immediately.

3. A permanent spot on my list.

Mister McCarthy-- for directly disobeying my orders and trespassing:

1. Your off-campus privileges have been removed for the next week, as well as your privilege to sleep in another student’s room.

I’m expecting a reply signifying that you understand within the next 24 hours.