#dash: levi

[corpse-a-diem]

@faustianbroker replied to this post:

[pm] [ user is becoming increasingly annoyed that these messages don't seem to be reaching their intended destination ] First of all, yes you /can/ put a turquoise couch in a funeral home. How do you think being in a place that's all tan makes people feel better about their dead relatives? Liven it up, the decor doesn't have to be dead, too. Secondly, I think this is (yet another?) case of misdelivered messages... the name's Chuck, actually. And I don't sell couches.

[pm] I've been in the funeral industry for almost twenty years. The last time I tried to add a splash of color to my parlor I got called an unprofessional coffee shop. It just doesn't jive, trust me. And it's not dead looking. I'm making very trendy updates, okay? Hence the couch.

Another one? What's going on with this app? I had Fashion Daddy asking me for pamphlets and then someone who I'm pretty sure just thought I was Google -- they might just be elderly though. Is this happening to everyone?

Nice to meet you Chuck. You always talk to your friends like that? What do you sell?

[corpse-a-diem]

[pm] I don't care how much you beg, we have a very strict no refund policy. It's written on literally every tag, it's not my problem you forgot how to read. [...] Listen, maybe we can come to an agreement, but you might not like the terms. Meet me in the office at the rear of the shop. I'm only offering because you're a friend. Otherwise I'd just tell you to get bent. Don't test me.

[pm] Is this about the loveseat I’m trying to return? Dude, it’s a couch, it’s not that serious. It’s not my fault you sent turquoise instead of taupe. I can’t put a turquoise couch in a funeral home. I just want a swap. And I’m not your friend, especially if this how you talk to your customers, Robert. Jeez.

[miaxeu]

closed starter for @eulevis​, set in gaia’s grounds

     “ SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ? ” the questions comes as she lowers her coffee, the setting a little too serious when the offer at hand’s considered. “ you get full choice of the artist to emulate, impersonate, whichever route you pick. it just has to be from sixties, and we’ll need at least two days heads up to finalize decor. ” themed may as well mean tacky, but a bet’s a bet, and mia losing to a kooky hermes kid meant she had to deliver for their next party. “ oh, and it has to at least be a half set. full costumes required. ” 

[fckingkayla]

damnitlevi liked your photoset

You.