#dashinglybittersweet

[angelusmortiswalter]

dashinglybittersweet:

Arthur yelps from the smack to his ass, that was still too sensitive. He pushes at Walter’s arms. “It’s my fucking bathroom, I don’t have to knock.”

"Hmph, your fucking bathroom, hm?  If that's how you treat your guests, perhaps I shouldn't come over anymore."  But before Arthur could take that comment seriously, he leaned in and stole a quick kiss.  "I suppose it doesn't really matter anyway, you've seen me naked already."  A shrug, a small chuckle, and he went to get his vest from the bedroom.

[reinnainvittoria]

"... Did you kill your father to be Queen? Wait, if you're Queen are you married?"

I'm starting to question the concept you have of monarchies, which are quite different in my realm: No. He crowned me, as he was an ethereal spirit who could not reside for no longer in this world, and required a successor for obvious reasons---

---Ironically, I used to be... Long after being crowned. A nice guess....

[reinnainvittoria]

"How does one get to be a Queen of a fucking realm without a face?"

---You would have to ask my father, but he's dead.

It was nothing of my decision. Now, why so curious?---

[reinnainvittoria]

"I'm Arthur and... I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque?"

—-Pleasure to meet you, Arthur. 

Alburquerque? An odd name which I can’t recognize—-

—-I’m Vader Eloha, and I’m the Queen of this Realm.

[countofnowhere-blog]

    -grumpy face.-

[reinnainvittoria]

"Let's go with just like that. I hitched a ride on the bird thing here."

Ah, that is called a pedalo. At least your argument is proof of the effective safety of the transportation device—-

—-But the real question is: Who are you, and how did you arrive to this realm?

[reinnainvittoria]

"I don't want to alarm you but you don't have a face." [ignoremebuthethoughtitfunny.]

i don’t want to alarm you but you just can’r see it because you are not made of data—-

—-Now explain how in the feathers of the millenial bird you’re here?

(It’s perfect)