#dastardd

[etlascivus]

@dastardd​ ( replied ) :

you drowned birds?? fucked up if true

        ❛  i don’t mean ‘ drowning ’ in the literally sense , so consider me not fucked .  ❜  

[reincarneth-moved]

dastardd replied to your post: "DAMIMI, DONT YOU BRING A DEAD BODY INTO THE...

yeah better keep it out of the dumpster too >:/

“I’ll dump a corpse right on you while you’re sleeping.”

[dadadaemovedagain]

in a herd, a giraffe doesn’t have to groom alone

happy birthday @dastardd!! i know you’ll make this your best year yet!

[lievdes]

✧ & ❀

tell me why we don’t write together.

✧: i don’t have ideas so i can’t approach you yet

❀: i’m shy to approach you

well u gave me shade for loving kroketten so u better be shy mmdMDFM NO IM KIDDING I LOVE U we’ve talked some over the past few days and you are !  an absolute delight !  i’m super super down for interacting && im def gonna make my brain work overtime to think of a nice plot for us  !!

[hyacinthsgirl]

2 - 9 - 11 - 20

GET TO KNOW THE ASSHOLE BLOGGER

2. Strange fact about yourself

my hands can never stay still. even when i’m not nervous and simply sitting in class or talking to my friends in a pub, i almost always toy with a pencil or a piece of paper or doodle on my notebook, and when i can’t do any of that i just move my hands and fingers a lot. i even bought myself one of those fidget toys (joystick-shaped kicks leggy up) because of this. i also tend to gesture a lot when i’m talking to myself, so you can see this guy not saying a word but gesturing to himself like he’s having an actual conversation with someone

9. If you could go back in the past and change one thing about your life, would you and what would it be?

oof, i’d probably handle a couple of situations better. on second thought, i ended up being… maybe not toxic but quite pressuring, and i feel really bad about that. so yeah, that’s something i’d change if i could

11. A movie you could watch over and over again

The Nightmare before Christmas, aka my favorite movie since i can remember

20. Do you scare easily?

unfortunately. i got better and ‘braver’ while growing old, but i still can’t stand watching horror movies or walkthroughs of horror videogames when i’m alone. but! my biggest conquer lately has been being able to sleep home alone every weekend without getting too scared, even if i still startle whenever i hear weird sounds that aren’t supposed to be in my house

[mullcthead]

□ [giraffe voice] pArKoUr

          “Parkour parkour!!” and it was in that moment, in an attempt to do a neat trick on their board that it skidded out and away from them and they took quite the tumble, landing square on their ass. It was pretty comedic, though it did sting a bit. Rue just sat for a moment in their shock before bursting into laughter. 

[retiine]

@dastardd replied to your post: RULES: you can only say “guilty ✔ ” or “innocent...

i cAN’T READ THIS [whips out internet explorer]

fhghfHGFJ IS IT BANNING U FROM THE READ MORE? or is the theme hecking up 😂

[jakuniku]

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

          Satake takes a long, lingering glance at the guy’s close-cropped hair.                     “You even own a hair straightener? But yeah do it anyway! And tell me how it works out for ya.” Five bucks says he’ll try it on his own anyway.