#data alice

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Had an idea:

While Darcy can only really bring themselves to the table after joining the Circus of Apathy, Belos hasn't quite managed to burn all his bridges the same way (despite his best efforts), as there's definitely still people on the Boiling Isles who'd be either fanatical or opportunistic enough to follow him again if he showed up. Thus, jailbreak.

This post isn't quite about that though. It actually leads into an episode idea;

Alice's New Groove

Tulip and Data Alice are tasked with following a lead on one of the missing BI villains, taking them to a newly discovered world called the "Empire of the Sun." Soon after they arrive, they manage to corner their target, Kikimora, in the jungle, but she manages to get away by chucking a Chinchilla potion in Tulip's face.

So now Alice has to be the main combatant until they can figure out how to change Tulip back. Fortunately they know exactly which movie this is, so they just have to find Pacha and Kuzco (and endure Kuzco's character arc) and they're golden.

Also, as you'd expect by her using one of the animal potions Kikimora is working with Yzma and Kronk. What you probably didn't expect is that she isn't working for the CoA (she was not about to join another one of Phil's cults after what he did to her last time). Instead she's teamed up with Vanitas and, of all people, the version of Wario from Avatar Kirby's universe. No idea how they even met him, let alone how or why they've all joined forces.

[forthedancingandthethriving]

As you can probably imagine, after she gets her keyblade Tulip is lowkey wondering if she's finally gone crazy.

Good news: She happens to now be traveling with an expert on Crazy!

Bad news: Alice doesn't seem to realize that "You're just as sane as I am" doesn't actually sound particularly reassuring, especially when it's coming from a voice in Tulip's phone that's apparently a magically digitized journal entry about an alternate video game version of an early 50s children's movie adaptation of her favorite literary character. And is something that somebody back in Wonderland (most likely the cat...) would probably (and did probably) say to her if she asked if she was going mad.

Oh boy, everyone's going through it right how.. but.. at least Tulip's got a friend now?

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Two and 1/2 Ranmas

Continuing from Irene and the Halloween Invasion, the group arrives at Tulip's place... and Ranma and Ryoga meeting goes about as smoothly as you'd expect (partly because Ryoga, in typical Ranma 1/2 Character fashion, didn't process Irene's explanation of this Ranma's whole deal beyond "Ranma's living with a girl who isn't Akane"), though thankfully Ryoga getting distracted and confused by Daffy's general existence keeps it from turning into a full-on fight and he actually listens the second time they explain the Inkweaver Thing.

Now that everybody's actually communicating they manage to figure out that Ryoga's from an actual dedicated Ranma 1/2 Server (and one that hasn't actually come to life yet, so the fact that he's all the way out here without getting messed up by going off-script is impressive), and eventually Leto's antics in said server get brought up.

This, of course, is considered a Big Deal by everyone who actually know who Leto is, so Alice checks Ryoga for the server's IP Address and they use that and another wish to head over, with Tulip, Ranma, Alice, Daffy and Lulu joining the Party.

Meanwhile, final preparations for Crypt of the Necrodancer's Activation are underway.

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The next part is less fleshed out, but it mainly consists of:

-The non-Ranma Characters getting a crash course in Nerima Bullshit.

-Ranma getting a crash course in what's been happening in this version of Nerima since the end of the Manga.

-The two Ranma's meeting and actually getting along pretty well despite all odds.

-Nerima as a whole and the Wrecking Crew dealing with there suddenly being two Ranmas and a girl who looks way too much like Ranma for her own good (because Irene and the Fairly Oddparents characters are still in their Halloween costumes so Vicky's still dressed like Ranma)

-The parents being shady in the background... which of course leads to the ending scene.

Genma, Nodoka and Soun manage to get their version of Ranma alone and bring him to Leto and her team, who get started on the whole SMG Hijacking Scheme.

Meanwhile, Ozymandias convinces Rosin that there's something Important they need to do and begins his own SMG Hijacking Scheme.

The Guardian Pods are deployed, and the two serpents try to pull them into the Servers they've prepared, while Rahzar and Garyboy are deployed to neutralize the USB Admins...and immediately realize when they see each other that something's gone wrong with the plan.

The two equal opposing forces cancel each-other out, so instead of the Pods being dragged to the serpents, it's the serpents, and the servers they're in, that are dragged to them. This results in the three servers colliding, their code weaving and tangling into an unstable mess (made worse by Nerima's code already being damaged by all the changes Leto's made). This also causes the Pods to go dormant, requiring one Avatar Candidate to make contact with both to resume the Activation, which is a bit of a problem for Leto and Ozzy because the collision caused their groups, including Ranma and Rosin, to get scattered across the warped, smushed-together landscape.

The Pods also got flung who-knows-where, and apparently when they go Dormant like this they shrink down to the size of actual normal flash drives.

So on the ground it's a mad dash to find the Pods and whoever they actually want to be Avatar, while in Adminspace the USBs are in critical condition and everybody's scrambling to keep the world from falling apart, especially when they realize who exactly is in there right now. Also the Necrodancer characters have no fucking idea what's going on. Well, most of the characters don't but them especially.

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SMG3 on the phone: Mario did you or did you not open my bag of Carbon Monoxide in the coffee shop?

Mario, model in horrible condition: I'm just saying hypothetically how would we close it?

Toad in the background: *holding a bag that's blowing some kind of wind in his face which is causing it to horrifically distort*

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SMG4: *hands Beeg, who is partly buried in sand, a toy shovel* Poseidon will quiver before you.

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Sally: I'm not dumb! I just like nice things that make me happy! At least I don't want to fight and be mean all the time like some people!

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Ranma: Just once, I want the opportunity to dramatically swipe everything off a table to make room for a giant map that I'll use to explain the plan.

Tulip: Step one; learn to make a plan when you're not already punching.

Ranma: Damnit.

Alice: Step two; learn how to talk to people without pissing them off so you actually have the chance to explain anything ever.

Ranma: Damnit!

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Saiko: Petition to remove the D from Wednesday.

Mario: Wednesay

Saiko: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

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The Abyss: *rips your soul out of your body* VIBE CHECK!

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Emulator: I'm taking away language until y'all learn how to act.

Meggy: *ominous silence*

Mario: Bunga Unga Bunga Bunga

SMG4: bbj. ajjsbf. lalsbnfjd. ghy.

Bob: The Tower of Babel.

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Daffy: Consider this; *pulls up an image on a slide projector* Ancient Catboys.

Daffy: Or Nyanderthals, if you will.

Ranma, hiding behind the couch: I most certainly will not!

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Francis: LASER GENDER REMOVAL!

Francis, wildly brandishing his Inkweaver 2.0: Obliterate your gender with my refreshing and deadly beams!

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Root: *answers the door*

Toadette: Is Toad home?

Root: Oh, you know what?

Toad: *jumps out through the window, smashing it*

Root: He just left.

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Marianne: I'm short, which means that all my rage is concentrated.

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Desti: *barges into the room and closes the door behind her* Who wants to make five bucks?

Lil Coding: How?

Desti: I need someone to take the fall.

Principal Guy, outside: Oh my god!

Lily: What did you do!?

Desti: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Principal Guy: Oh my GOD!

LC: ...Make it ten.

Desti: *sighs* Done.

Principal Guy: OH MY GOD!!!

Desti: *whispering while grabbing LC's shoulders* You're a good kid.

Desti: *kicks the door open and pulls him out with her* I got him, Principal Guy! I got him, don't worry!

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Dale, while pinned by Honeytrap: You've crossed the line from regular villainy into cartoonish super-villainy

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Tulip and the Planet of the Bobbleheads

You know how Didney's been going under ever since the while Puzzle Park thing, what with Mickey and Donald dying and Didney Worl getting turned into a cheap carnival/literal deliberate Death Trap? Well, part of that has involved auctioning off seized assets, including a certain roughly bean-sized planet. And a certain someone happened to be in town when said item went up for bidding.

So Tulip, due to both poor impulse control and worrying about who they'd have gotten stuck with otherwise, is now the proud owner of the Chibiverse.

And of course as soon as she gets it home things blow up in her face.

Turns out that Doof, unaware of the company's situation, came up with a scheme to grow himself to full size with a De-Chibi-Inator, then take over the Didney Lab, and the Chibiverse by extension. With him and Perry getting into their usual antics, the Inator starts firing at random, sending various objects out of the Chibiverse's observation module and into the manor (including the anti-gravity ferris wheel Phineas and Ferb made, of course), usually at dangerously high velocity. Then the last beam before the Inator is destroyed shoots straight up into the sky and hits a chandelier out in the big world, splitting into multiple beams that hit Tulip (and Alice, obviously), the SMGs, Ranma, Daffy and Lulu.

This drags them all down into the Chibiverse, because of course the Inator works in reverse too. So now they have to figure out how to get back to their normal size and art style, hopefully without getting too distracted along the way.

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SMG4 Side Story: Memedom Hearts: Playdream Connections

While taking Tulip (and Alice, but that's a given these days) on a training trip in his home server, Sora stumbles across the actual Toy Story world (since the one in KH3 was just a split off bit Young Xehanort was using to study "the separation of heart and body" and in my version of events reconnected with the main world soon after the end of the game) and decides to make a quick stop to reunite with Woody, Buzz, and the others. The world entrance ends up bringing them to Bonnie's room instead of Andy's, since for the Toys it's apparently been long enough that they've been through the events of Toy Story 3. While they're in the middle of catching up and introducing everybody (and getting Tulip used to being an action figure), Bonnie comes back and the two keybearers get swept up into playtime.

And that's where the trouble starts.

As it turns out, Rhythmi somehow caught wind of their trip, found Bonnie's room days before them, and set a cunning trap. She manipulated events to ensure that the world travelers would be there when Bonnie arrived, then uses her powers as a Storyweaver to influence the story of her game (a task made both easier and harder than she expected by the kid's spontaneity) and use the flow of imagination to pull Tulip's consciousness into the Realm of Dreams to be captured and brought back to Jayin.

Unfortunately for her, Woody and Dolly unexpectedly get brought along for the ride, and the extra Hearts make the three of them too hard to hold onto, causing them to slip from her grasp and fall to a much deeper layer of the Realm of Dreams than she expected, arriving in a Dreaming World called Crossroad Cove.

So now the three of them have to work together to get back to the waking world before Rhythmi can recapture Tulip. Which, since they're in the Kingdom Hearts universe, of course involves traveling through various Disney worlds, fighting monsters (the Twilight in this case, because of course Rhythmi was smart enough to bring backup), and dealing with overcomplicated RPG Anime Lore bullshit. Also Rhytmi manages to recruit the dream world version of Hamm's villainous alter ego the Evil Doctor Porkchop, along with a few other antagonistic personas Bonnie happened to include in her game.

Also, time flows differently in the Realm of Dreams, so the trio's adventure is only going to last as long as Bonnie's playtime as far as the real world is concerned, no matter how long it takes from their perspective.

(another thing: since Tulip, Woody and Dolly are technically taking the place of Sora, Donald and Goofy (at least in terms of role), I'm giving the toys the same weapons, with Dolly getting the staff (technically she has some experience, what with the whole Scary Witch thing) and Woody the shield (lord knows he needs the defense).)

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Juliano: What's it called when you're so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn't feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore?

SMG3: Depersonalization

Marcy: Locking in

Toad: Thursday

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Irene: I come from a long line of people who should not have had children but did anyway.

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Tulip, about Ren: I think I want to wake up next to him for the rest of my life.

Alice: He gets up at 5AM and you barely sleep at all.

Tulip:

Tulip: ...I want to see him at some point during the day for the rest of my life.

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Vee: I love the phrase "with all due respect" because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. Could be none. Bitch.

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Mario: Oh, sure, blame the guy who's a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems again!

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Abyss to Juliano: Dude, I know it's my fault, but can you stop being consumed by the darkness for five seconds and help us deal with the situation at hand?

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Staccato: *internally* Ohh, it's gonna suck when they finally realize I'm irredeemable.

Roll, the one person who knows everything she's done in horrifying detail: *internally* I love my awesome friend <3

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Bob: Mario has been kissed by at least two canonically transgender women. I have to surpass him.

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Juliano: The human body is incredible. Right now, if I so desired, I could do 15 percent of a backflip and wreck my shit right here on the sidewalk.

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Rodney: It's shit being a superhero when you know the multiverse exists. You spend all day saving people, you're tired, you want to go to bed, and right before you fall asleep someone says "the High Evolutionary is going to turn everyone into a werewolf!"

Rodney: And every bone in your body says “Fucking. Maybe we can be the werewolf dimension. The Universe Where Everyone Is A Werewolf. There are infinite dimensions where everyone isn’t a werewolf. It could be fine. It could be good even.”

Rodney: And you fight the High Evolutionary and you win and your world isn't the Werewolf Dimension. But the thought was there.

Rodney: God the thought was there.

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Tulip: Few understand the importance of having a sickass jacket that everyone remembers you by.

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Irene: SMG3 diagnosed me with divine madness.

Timmy: Any other diagnoses you'd like to share?

Irene: Autism.

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Reboot Saiko: Why does that clown who's obsessed with turning everyone into emotionless husks call you babygirl?

Luthor: How about we stop talking for a while.

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Desti: *shoots up in bed* SHIT I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL- Oh wait I'm an adult. *lays back down*

Desti: *jumps completely out of bed a minute later* I'M THE TEACHER!!!

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SMG4: What if mayo came in cans?

Lil Coding: That would suck because you can't microwave metal.

Lily: Good morning to everyone except you two...

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Root: Could you at least try to see this from my perspective?

Lily: *crouches down*

Hex: *kneels down*

Welony: *sits down*

Floyd: *phases halfway through the floor*

Root: ...

Root: I hate all of you.

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Cole: Would you slap you best friend for 100 dollars?

Arle: I'd slap Sora for free.

Sora: I'm your best friend?

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Main SMG AU: All Major Pokemon Teams

Given we now have several trainers I figured it would be a good idea to list everyone's full teams as of the time of writing. Yes, I randomly assigned each of Ash's 30 Tauros an Ability (their hidden ability, Sheer Force, had 10% odds with the method I used)

Edit List (9/26/25 Post-Valon Update, new characters, some quality-of-life stuff)

Ash

Avatar of the Pokemon Anime Server. Doesn't have a gender and doesn't really care what people call him.

Pikachu

Ability: Static -Has G-Max Factor -Can talk thanks to Meme Energy -Managed to learn Fly, still hasn’t got it fully under control -Seems to have lesser versions of his other abilities (he can absorb electricity to make his attacks stronger but isn't immune to Electric attacks, he can shock ground types but it isn't consistent)

Butterfree

Ability: Unknown -Currently in the wild, though still registered

Pidgeot

Ability: Keen Eye

Bulbasaur

Ability: Overgrow

Charizard

Ability: Blaze -Currently back at the Valley

Squirtle

Ability: Torrent -Gone full-on crazy Gurren Lagan fan due to Memes, to the point where it affects his abilities in ways some may consider…Badass -Also he has a mini-mecha now -And learned the Aura Translation trick some Lucario and Legendaries use

Kingler

Ability: Sheer Force -Has G-Max Factor

Primape > Annihilape

Ability: Anger Point > Inner Focus -Returned to Ash’s Party some time between the Pokemon Anime Server’s activation and the Hell Arc -Evolved during “SMG4 Faces the Consequences of Not Buying Physical or Pirating”

Muk

Ability: Stench

Tauros

Ability: Anger Point

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Anger Point

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Anger Point

Tauros

Ability: Anger Point

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Anger Point

Tauros

Ability: Anger Point

Tauros

Ability: Anger Point

Tauros

Ability: Anger Point

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Anger Point

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Anger Point

Tauros

Ability: Anger Point

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Anger Point

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Sheer Force

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Tauros

Ability: Intimidate

Lapras

Ability: Shell Armor -Currently in the wild as Pod Leader, but visits Pallet Town fairly often

Snorlax

Ability: Gluttony

Heracross

Ability: Guts

Has a Heracronite

Bayleef

Ability: Leaf Guard

Quilava > Typhlosion

Ability: Blaze -Evolved at some point between the start of Ash’s Donanda journey and No Longer You

Totodile

Ability: Torrent

Noctowl (Shiny)

Ability: Insomnia (thankfully does not affect normal sleep, only the Sleep status effect)

Donphan

Ability: Sand Veil

Swellow

Ability: Guts -Somehow able to resist Electric attacks instead of being weak to them

Sceptile

Ability: Overgrow

Corphish

Ability: Hyper Cutter

Torcoal

Ability: White Smoke

Glalie

Ability: Ice Body

Staraptor

Ability: Reckless

Torterra

Ability: Overgrow

Infernape

Ability: Blaze

Buizel

Ability: Swift Swim

Gliscor

Ability: Poison Heal -They actually only figured out her ability during the movie with Enigmoth and Black Doom, and Ash managed to find a Toxic Orb for her afterwards

Gible > Gabite

Ability: Sand Veil -has much better control over his inexplicable Homing Draco Meteor

Unfezant

Ability: Super Luck

Oshawott

Ability: Torrent

Pignite > Emboar

Ability: Thick Fat > Reckless -Evolved at some point between the start of Ash’s Donanda journey and No Longer You

Snivy

Ability: Contrary

Scraggy

Ability: Moxie

Leavanny

Ability: Swarm

Palpitoad

Ability: Hydration

Boldore > Gigalith

Ability: Sturdy -Evolved at some point between the start of Ash’s Donanda journey and No Longer You

Krookodile

Ability: Intimidate

Greninja

Ability: Battle Bond -Finally finished up with the Roots just in time to be part of the CCC Raid, so now he’s back on the team

Talonflame

Ability: Flame Body

Hawlucha

Ability: Unburden -He has heard of Mega Hawlucha and is very excited by the possibility

Goodra

Ability: Hydration -Still lives at the wetlands reserve but things have calmed down there enough that he can be on-call

Noivern

Ability: Infiltrator

Rowlet

Ability: Overgrow

Lycanroc (Dusk)

Ability: Tough Claws

Incineroar

Ability: Blaze

Nebby

Ability: Full Metal Body -Not actually caught but it’s one of his kids and comes when called so…

Naganedel

Ability: Beast Boost -Lives back in their home dimension but visits sometimes

Melmetal

Ability: Iron Fist

Dragonite

Ability: Inner Focus -Has heard of Mega Dragonite and is intrigued but not nearly as hyped as Hawlucha

Gengar

Ability: Cursed Body -Has G-Max Factor

Lucario

Ability: Inner Focus -Holds Lucarionite

Sirfetch’d

Ability: Steadfast

Dracovish

Ability: Strong Jaw

Bullot > Squawkeye

The Peashooter Pokemon > The Sharpshooter Pokemon Grass/Flying Ability: Sniper -Evolved some time between the stuff that was happening when I made my first Team List and No Longer You

Jellobe > ??? > Jellibelum

The Jelly Fish Pokemon > The Brain Fish Pokemon > The Cerebral Pokemon Water/Psychic Ability: Gooey -Donandan Water Starter. Yes, I still haven’t come up with the second stage’s name -Evolved twice between my first Team post and No Longer You

Pengaz

The Pingas Pokemon Ice/Fire Ability: Berzerk

Mutant Ralts > Mutant Kirlia > Mutant Gardevoir

The Altered Pokemon > The Mutation Pokemon > The Abomination Pokemon Poison/Dark Ability: Power of Alchemy -Rescued from Doctor Eugene Splicer early in the Donanda Saga -Evolved into Kirlia at some point before the Arle Arc -Evolved into Gardevoir while fighting off Disc’s Ghost Apocalypse

Egg > Sgrub > Roughiant

The Larva Pokemon > The Comeback Pokemon Bug > Bug/Fighting Ability: Defeatist > Huge Power -Obtained and hatched some time between my first list and No Longer You -Evolved during The Orpheus Family Reunion

Hisuian Lilligant

Ability: Hustle -Caught at some point between the Arle Arc and No Longer You

Torchic > Combusken > Valonian Blaziken

Fire > Fire/Fighting > Fire/Electric Ability: Speed Boost > Martial Prowess (The power of Fighting Type Moves is Doubled) -Received from the Valon Region’s Pokemon Professor -Evolved twice at some point between the Battle of Crystal Plaza and now

Wailmer > Valonian Wailord

Water > Water/Fire Ability: Levitate -Caught early in the Valon saga -Evolved at some point between The Battle of Crystal Plaza and now

Valonian Cottonee > Valonian Whimsicott > Lucidarn

The Cotton Puff Pokemon > The Windveiled Pokemon > The Dream Guardian Pokemon Grass/Dark Ability: Magic Bounce -Rescued from the Foot Clan a while before the Battle of Crystal Plaza -Evolved twice at some point between the battle and now -Very protective of Stellite/Stellari

Stellite > Stellari > Stellarina

The Comet Pokemon > The Star Pokemon > The Galaxy Pokemon Fairy/Ice Ability: Misty Surge > Pixelate -Same as Lucidarn but has only evolved once so far -Edit: Evolved during the final battle against the Foot

Splatink

The Graffiti Pokemon Water/Fighting Ability: Color Change -Caught pretty soon after the Battle of Crystal Plaza

Mewze

The Mutagenesis Pokemon Normal Ability: Battle Data (Any Move used while the Pokemon is on the field will be added to its Move Reminder library) -Caught very recently (as of Aug 31), after the group saw its original Ditto form get mutated and decided to help it get acclimated to its new body… and do some research on this Entirely New Pokemon for the Professor

SMG29

Trans Girl. Usually the voice of reason.

Nidorina

Ability: Poison Point

Eggdog

The Eggdog Pokemon Egg/Dog Ability: Bork

SMG30

Resident mad scientist. Currently one of Professor Oak's assistants.

Glimmet

Ability: Toxic Debris

Donandan Shuckle > Barnakade

The Mold Pokemon > The Bunker Pokemon Bug/Steel Ability: Heatproof > Flash Fire -Evolved during the CCC Raid

Miku

Yes, that Miku. Traveled with Ash while he was in Donanda.

Farfetch’d

Ability: Defiant

Flindit

The Sharpshooter Pokemon Fire/Rock Ability: Blaze -First stage of the Donandan Fire Starter

Rolitroli > Trolipede

The Transport Pokemon Bug/Steel Ability: Off-Road (Certain Moves and terrain causes the Pokemon to switch between On-Road Forme, which has higher Attack, and Off-Road Forme, which has higher Speed and Defence) -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You

Cherrim > Sakeisha

The Blossom Pokemon > The Blooming Pokemon Grass > Grass/Fairy Ability: Flower Gift -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You

Mutant Meowth

The Cheshire Pokemon Ghost Ability: Shadow Tag -Rescued from Doctor Splicer at the same time as Ash's Ralts/Gardevoir -Miku’s still working on getting things ready so it can evolve

Donandan Dragonair > Dragaurora

The Dragon Pokemon > The Aurora Pokemon Dragon/Ice Ability: Refrigerate -Evolved while fighting a giant super-powered ghost dragon during Disc’s ghost Apocalypse

Jet

An Octoling who wishes to become the first (publicly) non-human Champion. Traveled with Ash in Donanda (well, more like Ash traveled with him since Jet was the one doing the Gym Challenge and Ash and Miku were along for the ride), currently doing the Sinnoh gym circuit.

Pyukumuku

Ability: Innards Out

Snugleaf > Arachloak

The Bundled Pokemon > The Shrouded Pokemon Grass/Bug Ability: Grass Cloak -The second and third stages of the Donanda Grass Starter -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You

Bob-omb > Bob-ulk

The Detonation Pokemon Fire/Steel Ability: Blast Shield (The Pokemon Is immune to explosion-based Moves, including its own, but does not prevent them from happening) -Evolved at some point between the group meeting Gym Leader Peach and No Longer You

Eevee > Guardeon

The Evolution Pokemon > The Grim Pokemon Normal > Ghost Ability: Adaptability > Enspirit (Normal Type Moves become Ghost Type and have a slight boost in power) -Evolved during Disc’s Ghost Apocalypse

Mutant Psyduck > Mutant Golduck

The Fucking Snapped Pokemon Psychic/Electric Ability: Electrokinesis (Electric-Type Moves also do Psychic-Type damage) -Rescued at the same time as Ash’s Ralts/Gardevoir and Miku’s Meowth -Evolved at some point between then and No Longer You

Komala (Brawn Forme) > Kowhallop

The Drowsing Pokemon > The Drunken Fist Pokemon Normal/Fighting Ability: Comatose > Inebriated (The Pokemon is always asleep and cannot be Confused) -Caught at some point between my first team post and No Longer You -Evolved during the Donanda League Tournament

Probably has more Pokemon but he hasn't been in focus so idk yet.

Peach

Donanda's Grass-Type Gym Leader, and Actually Legitimately Princess Peach, though her memory of the Mushroom Kingdom is spotty at best (even with SMG4 Peach's help) due to being a Faller. Chosen by Arceus to help with Valon's Foot Clan problem.

Foonglyde

The Parasol Pokemon Grass/Flying Ability: Leaf Guard -Peach's main partner

Breloom

Ability: Effect Spore

Paras > Parasect

Ability: Dry Skin -Caught a bit before going to Valon -Evolved soon after the Battle of Crystal Plaza

Snivy > Servine > Valonian Serperior

Grass > Grass/Flying Ability: Overgrow -Recieved from Valon’s Pokemon Professor -Evolved into Servine during the Battle of Crystal Plaza -Evolved into Serperior before the final battle against the Foot

Dreamy Shroomish > Dreamy Breloom

Grass/Normal Ability: Hustle > Chlorophyl -Caught a few episodes before the Battle of Crystal Plaza -Evolved before the final battle against the Foot

Nervamp

The High-Strung Pokemon Electric Ability: Klutz -Caught before the final battle against the Foot

Argit

The sleazy alien porcupine guy from Ben 10. No idea why Arceus Chose him of all people to help deal with the Foot Clan, but it worked out in the end.

Froakie > Frogadier > Valonian Greninja

The Bubble Frog Pokemon > The Toxic Bubble Pokemon Water > Water/Poison Ability: Torrent > Corrosion (he found an Ability Patch) -Recieved from Valon’s Pokemon Professor as an actual Starter -Evolved twice in the time between the Battle of Crystal Plaza and now

Valonian Delibird

The Petty Pokemon Ice/Dark Ability: Pickpocket -Not interested in evolving

Spearow > Fearow

Ability: Keen Eye -Evolved at some point after the Battle of Crystal Plaza

Sandai > Oasarasa

The Desert Flower Pokemon > The Desert Queen Pokemon Ground/Grass Ability: Sand Rush > Flower Gift -Evolved at some point after the Battle of Crystal Plaza

Tulip

Avatar of Tulip's Road Trip, Keyblade Wielder, and Ash's surrogate twin sister. Technically she's older than him both in-universe and based on how long their Servers have been active, but they insist they're twins.

Alice (Porygon > Porymod)

Normal > Dark Ability: Trace -The Data version of Alice from Jiminy’s Journal (in Kingdom Hearts: Coded) -Became a Porygon during the CCC Raid -Evolved during the Orpheus Family Reunion

Tama

A resident of the "The Cloud's Songbird" Server and the adopted daughter of its Avatar. Has a glitch that lets her Hear Everything. She' scheduled to travel with Ash through Gralenor for her first Official Pokemon Journey and is very excited about it.

Absol

Ability: Super Luck -Considered Tama’s Official “Starter” despite her getting all her current Pokemon at the same time

Hoopa

Ability: Magician -Yes, the Hoopa from the movie -One of the few Legendary Pokemon in the Pokemon Anime Server to be wholly unique instead of part of a species -Able to switch forms at will, but prefers his Bound Form

Big (Pichu)

Ability: Static -The older Pichu Brother -Not interested in battles

Little (Pichu)

Ability: Uninsulated (Ignores the Ground Type's Immunity to Electric Type Moves) (some Pokemon have secondary or hidden abilities now when they didn’t before because I came up with new ones) -The younger Pichu Brother, with the extra tuft of fur on his head -He is interested in battles

Magcargo

Ability: Magma Armor -Not interested in battles -The only one of Tama’s starting Pokemon to not be introduced during the Hoopa Incident, instead being introduced between No Longer You and Frozen Heart

Jessie

You know her.

Arbok

Ability: Shed Skin -Found and retrieved during the setup for the CCC Raid -Also, following the Raid Team Rocket now has their full teams traveling with them full-time

Wobbuffet

Ability: Telepathy (because lets be real there is no way a canon TRio Pokemon has Shadow Tag, no matter what it has in the games)

Seviper

Ability: Shed Skin

Yanmega

Ability: Speed Boost

Woobat

Ability: Unaware

Frillish

Ability: Water Absorb

Gourgheist

Ability: Frisk

Mimikyu

Ability: Disguise -Temporarily retrieved for the CCC Raid, still living with Bewear and Stufful

Donandan Pikachu > Donandan Raichu

The Scorpion Mouse Pokemon Electric/Poison Ability: Contagious (Contact with this Pokemon will cause other Pokemon to be Poisoned, have their Ability replaced with Contagious, or both) -Gets along surprisingly well with Ash’s Pikachu -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You

Vineper

The Scrawny Pokemon Grass/Normal Ability: Dry Skin

Cellouette > Animaniq

The Loop Pokemon > The Vintage Pokemon Ghost Ability: Dancer > Slapstick (ThePhysical Attacks used against this Pokemon do half Damage, and Raise the Pokemon’s Defense) -Followed the Trio around when it was a Doodoll to patch them up after Blast Offs and they only got the hint a few weeks after she evolved the first time -All That, and her final evolution, happened between my first Team post and No Longer You -Has an Animaniqite, making her the first (and currently only) Team Rocket Pokemon who can Mega Evolve

Valonian Ledian

The Lightspeed Pokemon Bug/Steel Ability: Speed Boost

Hoodwink > Swagaro

The Petty Pokemon > The Cloak & Dagger Pokemon Ghost > Ghost/Steel Ability: Prankster -Evolved between the Battle of Crystal Plaza and now

James

You know him.

Growlie (Growlithe > Arcanine)

Ability: Flash Fire -Retrieved and Evolved during the setup for the CCC Raid

Weezing

Ability: Levitate -Found and Retrieved along with Arbok (don’t worry, the Ekans and Koffing they left to protect are safe now)

Cacnea > Cacturne

Ability: Sand Veil -Retrieved during the setup for the CCC Raid, having apparently Evolved while in Gardenia’s care

Chimecho

Ability: Levitate -Retrieved during the setup for the CCC Raid

Mime Jr.

Ability: Technician

Carnivine

Ability: Levitate

Yamask

Ability: Mummy

Amoonguss

Ability: Regenerator -Has a rivalry with Peach’s Foonglyde

Inkay

Ability: Suction Cups

Mareanie

Ability: Merciless -Temporarily retrieved for the CCC Raid, still living with Bewear and Stufful

Morpeko

Ability: Hunger Switch

Grattle

The Padded Pokemon Grass/Ground Ability: Thick Fat

Geomatrix

The Singularity Pokemon Ghost/Psychic Ability: Event Horizon (The Pokemon's gravitational pull prevents any Poemon on the Field from escaping)

Stoolish > Prinstool

The Toadstool Pokemon Grass/Fairy Ability: Flower Veil -Evolved at some point between the Battle of Crystal Plaza and now

Grant

He and Laser managed to escape during the fall of Team Chungus and are now just doing their own thing, like how the Guards Do. But not in Valon since that's in the Dream World and they can't get there

Bunnelby

Ability: Pickup

Donandan Bidoof > Donandan Bibarel > Bibogel

The Plump Mouse Pokemon > The Beaver Pokemon > The Capybara Pokemon Normal/Dark > Water/Dark Ability: Contrary -Evolved twice between my first Team post and No Longer You

Snizzle > Brrpent

The Frost Pokemon > The Permafrost Pokemon Ice > Ice/Dragon Ability: Icy Scales -Has a rivalry with Miku’s Dragonair/Daragaurora) -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You

Slowmeba > Brightoplankton

The Cell Pokemon Rock/Psychic Ability: Own Tempo -Revived from a stolen Imprint Fossil at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You -Evolved at some point between the Donanda League Tournament and Team Chungus getting taken down

xxxLaserPissxxx

Still as annoying and Genderbent!Swag-like as ever.

Buneary > Lopunny

Ability: Klutz -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You

Heeliant

The Heel Pokemon Bug/Dark Ability: Prankster -Has a rivalry with Ash’s Sgrub/Roughiant

Pondypus > Venotreme

The Platypus Pokemon Water Ability: Poison Point -Evolved at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You

Citrode

The Battery Pokemon Electric/Grass Ability: Electrosynthesis (Boosts the power of Grass Type Moves on Electric Terrain) -Donanda’s Pikachu Clone -Caught at some point between my first Team post and No Longer You

Mutant Rehab

The team used by Dr. Splicer during the Donanda Pokemon League, which was confiscated during his arrest. They’re currently undergoing rehabilitation at Oak’s Ranch.

Mutant Gallade

The Vicious Pokemon Poison/Dragon Ability: Glittering Scales (Ignores the Fairy Type's Immunity to Dragon Type Moves) -Ash’s Gardevoir’s brother

Mutant Golduck

The Fucking Snapped Pokemon Psychic/Electric Ability: Magnetize (Electric Type attacks are unable to miss when this Pokemon is on the field)

Cheshpurr

The Cheshire Pokemon Ghost Ability: Strong Jaw

Mutant Slurpuff

The S’More Pokemon Fairy/Fire Ability: Flame Body

Mutant Tsareena

The Royal Spirit Pokemon Poison/Fairy Ability: Liquid Ooze -More-or-less the leader of the group

Ultrazard

The True Dragon Pokemon Dragon/Flying Ability: Inner Fire (The Pokemon functions as though it has the Fire Type alongside its existing Types) -Easily the most timid of the bunch despite their immense power and fearsome appearance

Dr. Splicer

The creator of the Mutant Pokemon, and co-creator of the Dark Arms Pokemon and Abyssal Forme Pokemon alongside Eclipse the Darkling.

Dotagon

The Viral Pokemon Dark Ability: Mold Breaker -Splicer’s partner, and the only member of his original team to fight for him out of loyalty rather than fear and/or lack of alternatives

Daffy

Yes, the duck. A brilliant inventor with more than a few screws loose. Currently living with Tulip for... reasons.

Lulu (Donandan Kirlia)

The Emotion Pokemon Electric/Dragon Ability: Synchronize -Looks up to Ash’s Gardevoir

Shredder

The 2003 version, and an Omnitrix Wielder. Currently stuck in the dream world with the rest of the rebuilt Foot Clan.

Kingambit

Ability: Supreme Overlord

Skarmory

Ability: Keen Eye

Blastion

The Fortified Pokemon Rock/Fire Ability: Bombs Away (The power of ball and bomb moves is doubled)

Musharna

Ability: Synchronize

Metagross

Ability: Clear Body

Ninjask

Ability: Speed Boost

Dr. Beatrice Wells

Shredder's head scientist, local Skitty enthusiast, and the Valon Region's dream lookalike of Dr. Fennel from Unova.

Delcatty

Ability: Cute Charm

Mr. Mime

Ability: Filter

Ditto

Ability: Imposter

Bebop

A Foot Clan Admin who got Mutated into a Grumpig hybrid during the battle of Crystal Plaza, becoming one of the Shredder's main enforcers afterwards. Recently evolved.

Rhydon > Rhyperior

Ability: Reckless -Evolved by Dr. Wells to give Bebop's team an upgrade, as was Bebop himself

Noivern

Ability: Infiltrator

Galvix

The Charged Snake Pokemon Rock/Electric Ability: Rock Head

Celerush

The Mountain Climber Pokemon Flying/Ice Ability: Wind Rider -Added to Bebop's team so he could make use of the Lucidinary Phenomenon to become Sky-High Bebop

Rocksteady

Bebop's partner. He was mutated at the same time into a Rhydon, and evolved at the same time too.

Grumpig > Hogmeister

The Manipulation Pokemon > The Brainwave Pokemon Ability: Own Tempo -Evolved by Dr. Wells to give Rocksteady's team an upgrade, as was Rocksteady himself

Gravinaut

The Planetoid Pokemon Rock/Psychic Ability: Event Horizon

Ribombee

Ability: Honey Gather

Nitemite

The Hollow Pokemon Dark/Bug Ability: Sharpen -Added to Rocksteady's team so he could make use of the Lucidinary Phenomenon to become Lancer Rocksteady

Tatsu

A Foot Clan Admin who was accidentally mutated with the DNA of Ash's Hisuian Liligant. While his new abilities synergize well with his ninjutsu, a guy getting hybridized with a pokemon from an all-female species that looks like that had the Expected Results, and he seeks revenge on Ash for the indignity. (based on an actual TMNT character btw. As far as I know he was only ever in the 80's movies and a minor role in the 2012 show, and he's never been mutated, but he still exists!)

Valonian Ledian

The Lightspeed Pokemon Bug/Steel Ability: Speed Boost -Tatsu's partner

Loneleci

The Disconnected Pokemon Electric/Dark Ability: Rivalry

Accelgor

Ability: Hydration

Bisharp

Ability: Inner Focus

Sakunja

The Shrouded Pokemon Grass/Dark Ability: Poison Heal

Shale

Valon's dream lookalike of Brock, and a high-ranking member of the Foot. Along with looks, he's also very similar to his real-world counterpart in personality. You know, apart from being an evil ninja.

Valonian Sharpedo

Ghost/Rock Ability: Sand Veil

Roggenrola

Ability: Sand Force

Pupitar

Ability: Shed Skin