#datingdutch

[datingdutch]

“When looking for a sea star, be the sea star”

Starfish Sex:

Sex in missionary position where girl lays inactive on bed with her legs spread (urbandictrionary.com)

‘ICE bunny’

[datingdutch]

‘Tikkie’

A Tikkie is a Dutch way of getting your money back. An easy app to send a payment request to someone. It became hugely popular overnight as you can imagine, the phrase isn’t ‘going Dutch’ for nothing. But there’s a limit to going Dutch. I consider myself a feminist, equal rights for all I say! And I don’t mind sharing bills, paying for dinners etc. But when I met John for a glass of wine after some chatting on Happen I found a new level of going Dutch. I just had 1 glass since he was boring af. He paid, I thanked him and we parted ways. To my utter surprise I received a message from him 5 minutes after turning my back on him; he loved the date, could we meet again soon? He apparently was oblivious to any signal I sent him so I had to put the poor guy out of his misery. I thanked him again, told him he’s a great guy but I missed the chemistry. Good luck on your dating adventures! He demanded me to explain why there was no chemistry, maybe I didn’t invest enough into getting to know him? I remained friendly, told him all I can do is listen to my feelings and I’m sorry if I upset him. Thankfully he stopped messaging. Until three days later...

... when he sent me a tikkie for the glass of wine.

- ‘Quicky’