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TChica: *picks up Mike* AW MIKEY YOU'RE SO TINY

"...You're shorter than me."

Hey Mike! Who is your favorite to the least favorite security guard?

"Jeremy, Fritz, Scott…does the purple ghost even count as a guard at this point? Cause if it does, he's my least favorite."

Does jeremy have any allergies? Or any of the guards?

"Well, I'm allergic to bullshit."

Mike, what do you have against Phone Guy? At least he told you that the animatronics can kill you.

"No no, he told that to Jeremy; I was left to fend for myself."

"Hey Mike, wanna help me get rid of a body?" -flashlightinyourface

"No."

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