#dc flatline

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Being a cat is not that bad

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Random collection of Batfamily headcanons I've been collecting in my notes app

- Jason has one of those fuckass 90s tribal tattoos

- Cass, Duke and Steph are cat people. Bruce, Dick and Jason are dog people. Barbara is a rabbit person. Tim is a reptile person. Damian is an everything person.

- Jason swears up and down that he hates country music but will listen to Dolly Parton's Jolene for six hours on loop

- Batfamily cuddle piles are a thing. It's not uncommon to see the Bats curled up with each other, soundly asleep.

- Tim can sing really well and he's so annoying about it. He can hit high notes that make girls jealous.

- They're all annoying to watch movies with: Tim will know the plot after five minutes of watching, Jason complains about plot holes, Dick talks the entire time, Steph eats obnoxiously loud, Duke will take up all the couch space or lie across people, Babs spends the entire movie shushing everyone, Cass tries to scare people, Damian refuses to share his snacks and Bruce falls asleep halfway through the movie and snores

- Tim is the reigning champion of Gotham's annual staring competition. He's held the title for four years now.

- Cass' favourite animal is the capybara.

- Dick has a tramp stamp tattoo (he lost a bet to Donna)

- Cass likes to send rick rolls to her brothers, especially Jason because he gives the best reactions

- Tim has the most random skillset because of random rich people shit his parents made him do as a kid. He can't ride a bicycle but can skateboard, he can't sew but he can tell you the exact brand and price of the luxury designer clothes socialites wear to galas.

- Duke likes to fuck with people using his powers. Especially if he gets to pull a looney tunes move like making goons run into a wall because he made it look like a tunnel.

- Steph gets really mean when she's sick, everyone has learnt to not take anything she says personally.

- Tim collects Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh cards. He has huge albums filled with cards that have a collective net worth of thousands, if not millions.

- All the Batkids can play at least one instrument

- Tim will only drink coffee if it's iced and has so much syrup that he can barely taste the coffee. Bernard takes his coffee black.

- They're all super flexible (compared to normal people). Bruce is technically the least flexible because of his age but he can still fold himself in half like a lawn chair.

- Tim has a mild form of narcolepsy

- Damian roleplays warrior cats on roblox with Nika, Jon and Trinity.

- Tim and Steph had emo/scene kid phases

- Tim and Steph had their first kiss at an Evanescence concert

- Tim's dream car is the T-180 from the Speed Racer movie

- Cass and Bruce like to hang out in the same vicinity and relax in each other's presence in silence.

- All the Batkids have come up with separate plans for stealing the Declaration of Independence

- Tim unironically says "you activated my trap card!" and "all according to keikaku" when his plans work

- Jason and Tim are unknowingly Tumblr mutuals. Jason has a literature blog and Tim has a photography one.

- They have family d&d sessions, Barbara dm's. If someone is unable to make it they just pretend the character got kidnapped for the umpteenth time.

- Sometimes after a bad night, Bruce will tuck his kids into bed and sing them to sleep, no matter how old they get they'll always be his babies.

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Kinda lukewarm take I hate the DC ships, I get that it's just for fun or whatever but it gets to a point that sometimes those ships dont even make sense.

I'm mostly talking about Damian x flatline and Damian x raven.

(guys please be respectful with my opinion but also please give me structured criticism if you want to say some thing :⁠-⁠) )

First off why did they have to de-age raven in the time line of teen titans when she is closer to age with Dick and Kory🥹 don't get me wrong they are cute, but it's just weird that someone like raven would even like Damian(there is literally so many comics where raven and beastboy had so much chemistry and mutual pinning than Damian and raven, it's pretty much giving gacha life romance but that's just how I see it.)

Maybe it's just me who is weirded out by the fact that Damian was being shipped with someone who was a grown woman in almost every comic, but de-aged just to fit a relationship that didn't even need to happen 🥹

And then there is flatline and Damian, I don't hate it as much because at least flatline is close to age with Damian. What really REALLY irks me is the fact that in the comic where flatline and Damian were in(the Lazarus tournament) the writers seemingly forgot Damian's character, and the ship in general is just throwing away the fact that all the trial and effort Damian put to being something he was taught to do in a young age(aka killing people) and going as far as to becoming vegetarian just so that he wouldn't kill animals as well.

So obviously it doesn't even make sense why Damian would be in a relationship with someone who kills for a living and seemingly for fun, their relationship is giving relapse than it being a long time thing. And the plot is so confusing as well(aka that beach scene with them Damian, flatline and some other characters I didn't know.)

And I'm sorry if I piss off people but their relationship is like those gacha life amvs minus the fact that the creators try to give her depth in such a short amount of time instead of pacing it correctly. And can I express how immature and disrespectful some of her fans are?(Like one person in TikTok assumed that I'm a Damijon shipper just because I didn't like the ship)

And I don't even hate flatlines character I just hate their relationship(and is it just me or she's better off with a girl instead of an unstable emotionally unavailable vegetarian with slight parent issues)

PLEASE IM BEGGING THW WRITERS TO NOT WATER DOWN DAMIAN LIKE WHAT THEY DID WITH JASON 😭😭😭

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Watch out— she’ll steal ya heart!!

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Nika/Flatline DC Collage 🖤

I think Daminika is probably my favorite Damian ship. They’re just so cute together.

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Doodles from a moving train

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Nikola Čižmešija the goat