#dc highschool au

[kon-el-konner-luther-kent]

H-hey dad.....

[maya-nobody-ducard]

Oh no! My test score was lower than I imagined! You know what that means

*points gun to my head*

[kon-el-konner-luther-kent]

*throw pink kryptonine at you.*

WHAT

WHO ARE YOU

HUH

HUH

HUH

WHAT IS HAPPENING

OH NO-

......

How's it going girls?

[kon-el-konner-luther-kent]

Tell me your most embarrassing stories when you were younger!

I'll go first-

Once when I was young, (I think 9 or 11) grew out my hair till my shoulders while I was at my dad's place. When I went back to the Kent's, it was like a kinda cold at that time so I just wore kinda baggy clothes till the sun showed up then I started wearing shorts.

One of the neighbors, this lady, pulled me aside while I was playing with Jon and scolded me about being outside in shorts and how "as a young lady I shouldn't tempt men", when I wouldn't cooperate (Trying to explain how I was as a guy) she dragged me in her home and made me wear a long ass skirt. Like that shit was until ankles.

Jon told mrs Kent, and she and the lady had a fight over what how I, as a child, got to dress. Mrs Kent defending me, saying I was kidnapped.

She never mentioned how I was a boy.

When I went back next weekend with a haircut and returned the skirt, and told her how I was always a guy.

This mf replied "You transgenders always say that, it's obvious that your just delusional"

Till this day I still have that fucking skirt with me.

And she still believes I'm trans.

I'm not.

[kon-el-konner-luther-kent]

KON

(@totally-tim-drake)

TIM!!!

[kon-el-konner-luther-kent]

hey pookies and dookies.... I can't be freaky on here anymore cause Lex follows me :(( ALSO I FINNA BE COOKED TOMORROW- IF I DONT SHOW UP BY MONRING TELL TIM TO BRUN MY SEARCH HISTORY AND ALL MY BELONGINGS IN THE DORM

[kon-el-konner-luther-kent]

My inner demons are getting to me

I might start using Kaimojis

[kon-el-konner-luther-kent]

Eating a big ass buffet chocolate cake by myself because I'm the fattest bitch I know.