Aug 9, 2025
(Bruce has just, so,so many children. Where is he even finding them….)
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(Bruce has just, so,so many children. Where is he even finding them….)
By some supernatural accident, Batman and Superman swap bodies. But the accident was just so embarassing that they collectively decided to NOT tell anyone about, and figure out how to reverse it all on their own. But, unfortunately, this means they now have to keep up this farce in front of their families
Clark, in Bruce's body, wiping some blood off his mouth and wincing at the 15 cracked ribs he now has: Guess I can bleed, huh
Dick, staring in disbelief after the patrol: YES OFCOURSE YOU CAN!? WHY THE HELL DID YOU THROW YOURSELF DIRECTLY ON TOP OF A GRENADE-
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Bruce, in Clark's body, squinting at the bright smallville sun at the Kent farm: This is way too much for 11 am
Jon, staring at his newly grumpy dad: I think batman is a bad influence on you, dad
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Clark in Bruce's body, staring at his reflection in the mirror: The shoulder to waist ratio is insane, such a grabbable waist
Poor Tim, who accidentally overheard this, getting ready to call Arkham: Uhuh it's definitely, insane
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Kon: And so I said, ofcourse, i would love the soup-er salad!
Bruce in Clark's body, deadpan expression on his face:
Kon: Get it? Soup-er salad?
Bruce: Yes
Kon, sad puppy expression: You always laugh at soup puns :(
Bruce, now with an Extremely Forced little smile: Yes it was very....funny
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Clark, in Bruce's body, rushing to hug a visibly bleeding Jason who walked into the cave after patrol: What happened?! Are you okay?
Jason, freezing up because the last time Bruce ran to hug him was, never:
Clark, immediately backing up, and speaking with a deliberately gruff voice: I mean. Is the blood yours? Son.
Jason:...no
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Jason: is there a word for like... knowing you're going to get annoyed? Pre-annoyed???
Tim: huh??
Jason: you know, like before it happens you just know you're going to be pissed no matter what?
Tim: uhm... no--
Dick: *walks into the room* hey guys!
Jason: *clenches fist*
average yj meeting in 2020
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checking to see upcoming dc releases but they all look like this:
batman: stuck in gotham 🌪️🌩️🏚️
batman: dark, doomed, and dangerous 🕯️🃏🎩
batman: window washer wayne 🫧🪣🪟
batman: aquaman special 🌊🐡🔱
batman: the darkest of the knights 🗡️🦇🪦
batman: he adopts another kid 🧑🧃🥊
batman: alfred pennyworth, year 2 🤵♂️💼🔎
superman family fun bonanza extravaganza 🤾♂️🛝🎳
wonder woman: amazons of the artic (written by tom king) ❄️🔭🌌
harley quinn: harleen’s third boob 💄👠❗️
Sometimes, it be like that, yfm?