jason & dick crack vore excerpt
the plot is really stupid but jason ends up time traveling and ends up in dick NTT era's belly (back when dick was mad angsty and kind of an ass about being robin/leader/away from bruce's shadow/expectations)
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Jason lay back against the now all-too-familiar walls of Dick’s stomach, his arms folded behind his head, staring into the pitch darkness. The soft gurgling sounds were like background noise at this point; white noise for the eternally frustrated.
You know what would really improve the situation? Jason thought, half to himself and half to Dick. A gut air freshener.
The silence that followed was heavy, as if even Dick’s internal organs were processing the sheer absurdity of what Jason had just said.
Seriously, Jason continued, warming to his own idea. I mean, think about it. I could pitch it on Shark Tank. You know, walk in—well, I guess I’d roll in on a cart or something, still one-inch tall—and be like, “Hey, Sharks, are you tired of your stomach being a claustrophobic hellscape filled with digestive smells? Well, I’ve got just the thing for you. Introducing ‘Gut Fresh’—the first-ever air freshener for your insides.”
Jason grinned to himself in the dark, imagining the horrified looks on the faces of the Shark Tank judges as he explained his revolutionary product idea.
We’re talking lemon zest, lavender, maybe a little eucalyptus for that soothing touch. It could be huge. Everyone’s always talking about gut health. Why not gut smell?
Jason, Dick’s voice cut into his mental monologue, flat and thoroughly exhausted. Please stop.
Jason chuckled. What? You don’t think Mr. Wonderful would go for it?
No, Dick groaned. I think this is the stupidest conversation we’ve ever had. And that’s saying something.