Gotham! Victor Zsasz x Harley quinn
Headcanons
Cw: 18+, contains sexual content and violence.
Note: self indulgent because I'm an alter of harley and in love with Victor and theres basically no ship content of us so. Selfship technically.
Ignore the fact that theres a victor zsasz in the birds of prey movie this ones hotter.
- starting off with how they met. Disco night. There was a disco night at a bar / roller rink, someone decided to fuck with Harley and paid for it and it caught Victor's attention. Of course he knew who harley was, everyone who's heard of joker has heard of his girl, but the rumor that just started going around was that they broke up. A girl who got with joker had to be insane and sure enough this proved just how crazy she might be.
- he bought her a drink and they got talking. First about the asshole who's nose harley broke, then about music and other things
- they start talking about customized weapons as soon as he sees her custom gold pistol and he knows they're so gonna get along well
- of course they dance together as soon as funkytown starts playing, harley singing along to the words like she knows it by heart (even if shes drunk) might even capture his heart a little
- they likely started off as very chaotic friends until victor realized just how attached he got to her and vice versa
- if harley even seemed like she was gonna go back to the joker, victor was there to steer her away. Like hell hes letting this crazy hottie go back to a literal clown when he can treat her better.
- doesnt bother asking her out he just takes her to a nice place for dinner.
"Where we goin' vic?" "Somewhere nice" "is this a date now?" "This is a date now"
- the joker gets word someone is dating his ex and hates the implication she moved on and isnt running back to him on her knees and when he confronts victor, zsasz rubs it in his face because he can.
- just a whole "stole your bitch, shes mine now" attitude towards joker while actually treating harley like a queen she is.
- absolutely encourages her crimes as long as it doesnt cause some mess he needs to clean up (but he'll still do it anyway. Shes clueless when no thugs who have beef with her are dead on the sidewalk before she even turns the corner)
- she blew up ace chem? Hes enjoying the fireworks.
- he gets her things to show off who her new boyfriend is. Used to wear a choker related to the joker? Replaced with a collar.
- loves telling her how hot she looks in leather. Costumes are a lot less clown/jester now. Her outfits are hardcore leaning into the 70s disco vibe more.
- knows she likes wearing more flashy outfits that stand out especially after being in the jokers shadow so long and is absolutely there for it. Will very occasionally match with her but only during disco nights at a bar or club.
- encourages her dressing as slutty as she wants. Hes her man let's her dress like that, anyone who has something to say is very quickly shut up. With a gun to the face.
- loves having her sit on his lap whenever he gets the chance, but it quickly goes from holding her in place to touches to kisses to full on dirty makeout sessions.
- will sit there and help her dye her hair for her or pay for a hair appointment. Gives her opinions on what colours she should use based on what looks best with the blonde or just best as a split dye (he loves the red and black split dye because black is hot and red reminds him of blood and God does she look good covered in blood)
- she makes him a playlist to listen to in the car and it's all 70s and 80s hits, including all of ABBA's gold album.
- no shame in pda. She likes the attention and he loves showing shes all his. Of course if it goes far enough they will actually fuck in public but probably only stop to avoid getting kicked out of places they like going to. Has happened a couple times.
- they both like being annoying and pissing people off so of course if someone has a problem theres gonna be a fight and a good laugh
- they're both covered in fresh bite marks, hickeys and more almost every morning.
- hes absolutely pulling her along by that collar he bought her, maybe just when shes about to start shit or to bring her somewhere secluded. But he loves doing it.
- hes got a hand on her thigh whenever he can. Sitting at the bar or in the car or on the couch whether shes in his lap or not, his hand is on her thigh. Doesnt let her go anywhere.
- if she does get up hes following after her or watching her closely depending on why she got up.
- out for a girls night? Hes checking her location for updates every 5 minutes. Originally he was watching from a distance but one of the girls (likely ivy, selena or canary) caught him. They would send him updates after that to assure him shes alright but quickly stopped that when he asked too many details. Its girls night they're having fun, no boys. Yes hes stalking her so what?
- has added quite a bit to his tally since meeting her but doesn't mind one bit
- shes loves bragging about him, even if she doesnt realize its bragging. Her obsession with the joker has (eventually) been replaced with zsasz.
- first time he broke into her place he got attacked by the hyenas. Learned and brought treats which Bruce was very quick to love him for. Now when she comes home to see him there sitting on the couch, one Hyena is on the couch next to him with his head on his lap and the other is laying at his feet. Bruce loves getting heat scratches from him. She has a lot of pictures of him and her hyenas and he even got them custom collars to match the one he got for her.
- she has all sorts of names for him. Vic, daddy, zsaddy (as a joke, he thinks its funny), "mista Zee" , hot stuff , handsome, kitty.
- in turn he calls her things like shortcake, cupcake, blondie, msz quinn, baby / baby girl, cutie, pet.
- his favorite parts of her are her neck, thighs and ass, her favorite parts of his are his hands and torso/chest.
- she called him puddin one time on accident and felt too conflicted to do it again but hed be happy to steal that from the joker too.
- thank God she was a gymnast before because he fucking LOVES how flexible she can be.
- she was kinky before but he unlocked a lot of new kinks for her
- she loves to bake and cook for him, the joker never appreciated that enough about her so she finally has someone who does. She makes all his favourites especially on an anniversary or any excuse for a celebration.
- yes she has a playlist for when they fuck too. Usually darker songs with bands like 0 negative and she wants revenge.
- he always asks about what shes reading and finds ways to encourage her to talk and ramble.
- also finds any excuse he can to pamper her. Loves his party girl queen of Gotham. She should be treated like it.
- theres been multiple times were she was baking/cooking and he fucked her against the counter in the middle of it.
- he gets so distracted when shes bloody from beating a thug to a pulp. Not distracted enough to fail at put a bullet through another guys head while staring at her though.
- sometimes will stand back and let her go ham if shes on wheels while they're beating people up (shes listening to ashnikko and getting her stress out and she looks to cute to get in her way)
- obviously they're fighting jokers posse if not just people who have beef with either of them. (And a lot of people have beef with harley they're more than willing to act on now that shes not dating joker, but they learn to back off now that shes with zsasz)
