#dd joseph

[ch-1-mera]

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A sketch of three blonde, blue-eyed cultist characters (and one ex-cultist character) from Camp camp, Dream daddy, and Tales from the gas station respectively. All of which I've unironically kinned in my life at some point or another.

[baby-beebe]

I want a DDADDS TWD/apocalypse au.

This would be when things are in sudden swing, everyone is making base/shelter.

A scale of 1-10 would be their chance of survival/who would last the longest. These numbers are variable depending on who their with/the situation. If everyone were able to team up their numbers would probably increase by a point or 2. If they were on their own it would definitely decrease by 1.5/2.

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vvvv *DADDS* vvvv

Joseph: I could easily say he was the one that caused it, but what would be the fun in that. Honestly he would be the man in action/leader and get his family to the church because be knows the place like the back of his hand. Take hold up there, reinforce all exits and windows. Leader/strategist. [7.5]

Mary: Woman in action, fashion steaks out of the pews, arms and keeps constant guard of the kiddos/anyone else's kid they found along the way. Leaving someone for dead? Not a thing with her. Second leader. [8.5]

Robert: Riding around killing as many of the undead he can. Knows what they are and is already five steps ahead of everyone else. Knows how to survive on crackers and whiskey. Probably pick people he trusted and knew up along the way. Joseph always said if anything happens to go to the church. Ammunition man/fighter. [9-10]

Damien: I'm sorry to say this but hes the weakest link. Would have the hardest time dealing with things. Would be able to face things as long as he had Lucien. Would be the voice of reason when the group gets too crazy or when he knows there's no win in a situation. First thing he'd do is let out all of the animals at the shelter/make sure they're all safe before taking cover. [5 or 6 w/Lucien 3 w/o.]

Hugo: Would probably be at the school with most of the kids. The school would be randomly put in lock down but something would feel wrong. He'd lock the door close the windows/shades the whole shpeal. After about a couple minutes of waiting he'd call other teachers to figure out whats going on only to be told to turn on the news. Once seeing what was happening he tell his kids to arm themselves with what they could find and(by himself)go out to reinforce the doors/entrance. Would shapen up and be as brave as possible for the kids. [7]

Mat: Also fragail boi, would be at the coffee shop when he sees people start running in the street/panicking. Once most of his customers would have left by then, he'd lock down shop and tell Pablo to get to his mom, call if you need help, ect. Would be calling everyone to make sure they were ok. Once getting word to head to the church he'd take as much food as possible. [6]

Brian: He would be the one able to get the kids from the school(especially if Daisy was there)with Hugo on the inside, and with Robert's help. I think he'd have some hunting guns/weapons on hand, in a safe. With him any base if the safest. Would help all parents get to their kids and vice versa. His house would be second base. [8]

Craig: Him and his girls would be most physically fit(obviously) to handle the apocalypse. Would be able to out run the dead with each kid under his arm. Once getting a call from Robert to head to the church he'd grab as many essentials and sprint if he couldn't access the car at the moment. Would most likely go on supply runs. [8]

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vvvv *KIDS* vvvv

Knowing that most of the kids would be in school at the time(besides Joseph's kids and Craig's)I imagine them finding each other and Hugo to bust out and get to their family.

Amanda would be that leader that's not appointed as leader but everyone sees her as such. [7.5]

Ernest would either still keep his idc attitude or be scared shitless. [6]

Lucien would just have one goal, get to his dad/make sure dad is ok. [7]

Carmensita would be the most fragile in this situation, Amanda would make sure to keep her close. [6]

Daisy would very anxious but be able to keep calm. Best at strategies and would be second in command next to Amanda, next to Hugo. [7]

Val would have a radio/communicator that her dad gave her as a departure gift when she moved. Would be fine/survive so far with her gf. [9]

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DADSONA!!!(in canon)

Probably would be last to know whats going on. Wouldn't have a clue on what was happening until he got hungry or someone called him. [5]

[jostr]

im sure a lot of people have already thought of it, but uuuuGH, HOW DO I STOP LAUGHING 

[fluffisenough]

Cult Joseph but Camp Camp’s Daniel is his younger brother

[bileshroom]

A NEW MAN STOLE MY HEART

SO LONG JOSEPH

[neonchuchu-blog]

Time for a happy family portrait ⚓

[speremint]

i know the truth

I’m jk. In actuality my dadsona probably shit himself after that awkward first impression with Ned Flanders™

[sabraesart]

I saw this post and just had to do the thing.

Amanda wouldn’t tell Russell what it meant so now he’s too afraid to look it up. But it’s a comfortable shirt.