#deadly cats

[stinkystevespookette]

How Cats kill people

Cat's oblivious. Or is he?

[cutiesnfuzzies-blog]

"Don't sleep tonight"

(via)

[ynckay]

i had a really weird dream

that some company that was giving me and a bunch of other people a tour had come up with this new kind of paint.  However the paint was a horrible disaster and was going to turn 1 of two colors - yellow or red. The yellow would melt off and turn into something that would kill you and the red would just kill you if you were near it..whatever the red didn't really end up doing anything. But it was weird because it later turned into anything yellow - clothes, toys, objects - would turn into something that would kill you. There was this guy in the tour van trying to get us away from these company goons in their ....double bus but soon we ended up in this shitty little house filled with...shitty stuff. There was a specific time when all this was going to start happening so we gathered in different rooms on non yellow and red things and took off any red/yellow we were wearing. And then it happened....DEADLY CATS started filling up the rooms. They looked just like normal cute cuddly cats, but were laced with this disease that would kill you I guess if you touched them and the only way to make them go away was....to spit on them. After a while I finally defeated many of the cats, got out of the house and started to rush towards the air force base near the building where my boyfriend works because he told me too...I ended up at this big meeting with really weird people who I guess had been taken over by the cat disease and were all brainwashed crazies.

And then I woke up...

yeahhh