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The perils of dimension hopping

Wade and Logan suddenly appear on the space station before shit goes down.

Wade: I am getting real Alien 1979 vibes from this.

David: ...How the fuck?

Wade: Calm down, Ripley.

David: ...Rory?

Rory: ...what?!

Wade and Rory: *seeing, hearing each other*

Wade and Rory: You! *Spider-man pointing meme*

Sho: Oh great, there's two of them.

Logan [groans]: Not again.

The Committee: Humans have once again contaminated the Martian samples--

David: Rory is "contamination" now?

Rory: Ooh! Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a biological contaminant!

The Committee: You didn't find Martian intelligent, you found human intelligence.

Kat: ...That's debatable.

Rory: Hey!

In between passionately working on fics and stick figures, here's a picrew.

Unfortunately it didn't have many more monstrous options so it's an au where Calvin/Rory can shapeshift and Rory has mostly got his old body back.

Made with this picrew.

Calvin!Rory: You know what the worst part is?

David: That you're having to process your emotional pain without vodka?

Calvin!Rory: ...no.

David: [stares at him]

Calvin!Rory: ...yes.

David: Can I speak to you about a personal matter?

Rory: Normally no, but given there's only twenty minutes left until the end of human existence... also no.

Rory: There's no need to be afraid of me, I don't bite.

David: Yes, but you stab?!

Rory: ...

Rory: ...I don't bite.

[Escaping from being lab experiments & heralding the return of David's misanthrope supreme tendencies...]

David: Man, fuck humans!

Rory-as-Calvin [pining, staring at David longingly]: I'm trying!

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