seen from Russia
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from Egypt
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Sweden
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Libya
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Singapore
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
Me: Webs!! Baby boyyy??? Where are ya?! I got chimichanga- *Checks closet* Spidey??? Bro why are you-
Spider-man: “…..”
Me:..
Spider-man:…
Me:OHHHH you’re fruity? Me too man, me too.
*They proceed to hang in the closet together munching on chimichangas.*
“What’s your favorite color, Webs?”
“Blue. No. Green”
“Awesome! I love learning about you-“
“I fucked up. It’s yellow.”
Yall HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FUCK THE US GOVERNMENT BUT LOVE AMERICAAAA
LMAO I JUST REALIZED HAAAAPYYYYY
PRIDE MONTH!!
To all my queers!!
*Walking out of store with sandwich*
*Drops sandwich.*
“NOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHHH NOOOOO MY SANDWHICH!!! Stay with me buddy!! STAY WITH ME!” *I sob as my sandwich gets attacked by ants.* “NOOO- hey! Ow!” *I also get attacked by ants* “AYE! OWWW!!” *I speed off with ants still biting me.*
*SIGH.*
**silence**
*SIIIIGH*
**more silence**
*SII-* Damn! Ask me what's wrong ! 😭
Well, dear reader who I'm forcing myself to be believe is asking what's wrong, IIIIIII deadpool, don't have a spider-man! And yes I'm losing my marbles, no I didn't eat them by the way-
