#deadpoolswhippingboy

[turnmercforwhat-moved]

👤🔀👤

      “Oh jesus fuck me in the ass with a lead pipe--” Wade felt small. And weak. And vulnerable. And not to mention - he was in Weasel’s body.

“WEAZ! YOU LINT LICKER, what did you do to my beautiful mug?! Is this revenge for those fuckin’ Cheetos ages ago? Body. Back. Gimmie.”

[turnmercforwhat-moved]

@deadpoolswhippingboy

“Well put me in a dress and call me Priscilla! WEASEL! WEAZ! -- If you’re fuckin’ ignoring me on purpose I swear I’m gonna--- No, wait, I’m good now, I don’t pulverize for my enjoyment anymore.”

Wade slaps an arm around his long-lost whipping boy, ruffling his hair with a blend of affection and malice. “What fuckin’ rock have you been hiding under? Do you realize how impossible it is to track you down these days?”

[bad-jew-jew]

So...

“Now, that’ll be free weapon upgrades for a year, Weas.”

[regeneratingdegenerate]

Ѡ

Send an “Ѡ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

[sms: Ferret]: this is more of you than I ever wanted to see. pls go encourage penetration elsewhere 

[sms: Ferret]: you just penebetrayed me Weas I’m going t o have to hurt you next time we meet up

[regeneratingdegenerate]

[xsiryn-a-blog]

@deadpoolswhippingboy

             “Is there a reason why ye are followin’ me?”

[abritishvillain-blog]

"Kiss my ass!"

        ;; meme ( @deadpoolswhippingboy II accepting)

    “Come now, sweetheart,” says the smug piece of shit, the corner of his mouth tugging up as his head tilts down.  “How about a bit of wooing first?”