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Hamish Linklater being unnecessarily sexy during Gen V press interviews

Would you mind if I shrunk and climbed in your pants then , I’m sure we have a lot of fun

I tried that once. It did not go well for the Supe who shrunk. It actually got rather messy. A lot to scoop and pull out.

Quite the opposite of fun, really.

Sounds interesting. Are you well endowed?

…This was not the intention behind making this account. I was not expecting such keen interest of my genitals.

Does that mean yes or no?

I implore you to think about this for a moment. My answer was clear.

Do you jerk off?

I’m a man who deals with very stressful situations on a daily basis.

And what do you do for fun, handsome?

Reading, listening to music, gardening, plotting Supe supremacy, taking long walks, watching television.

Just the usual things really.

Can I sit on it? 👀

A bit late to ask when you’re already sat down.

OH, you meant—

Yeah, I’m afraid I’ll have to decline. I took matters into my own hands not too long ago. But thank you for the offer though.

Can I shrink down and jump inside your shoe for the day please

Y’know, I was wondering where this was going. My ass instinctively clenched, I’ll admit.

I’m afraid I’ll have to pass on that one. There would be no room for you in my shoe anyway, even if you did shrink down.

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