Deedge Meme 5 - Death Park Edition
RP Sentence Meme Starters gleaned from watching deedge_live on Twitch.
“Oh, we’re not saving lives out here.”
“Immediately no. Immediately hell no.”
“I think what we’ve learned from this is–” immediately gets distracted.
“Let’s go for ‘acceptable’. Aiming high is too stressful for me right now.”
“I’m gonna punish myself for that later.”
“[Name] is drowning? Well, RIP [name]. Great run. Great life.”
“Oh no. It’s one of the nightmare dragons. Oh! Yeah! Pull that! NO! Not to us! Don’t pull that shit to us! Why you running towards the group, buddy?!”
“I think we should wait for the opportune moment. Which is not now, for full disclosure.”
“I can’t believe I got wet for that man.”
“We need like a viewing parlor for all the death.”
“I mean, I’m a lifeless husk, but I made it out.”
“You got a mythological-ass name.”
“Death is quite profitable.”
“GIVE US OUR DEAD BODY BACK!”
“The straight fart ambiance makes it so much better.”
“Lot of death today, but hey: that was the goal.”
“This time, the conclusion is just death. But that’s okay, death is kind of the conclusion of life, right?”
“Please be gentle with me. A simple caress will do.”
“Death is part of life, which means our necromancer is just part of the healthcare system.”
“I’d pick your poison, man. No, really. There’s gonna be poison.”
“I’m illiterate, I can’t speak English, and I’m not good with directions. Those are three big disadvantages for the group.”
“Only survivors get to eat.”
“I would like to reiterate that I am a totally stable human being, and this is purely for science.”
“It’s genetically coded into my brain to be scared of that sound.”
“Just moments ago, we had so many people. And now we have seven.”
“Do not let the avoidance of death lead you to more of it.”
“I’m just here to get paid.”
“Maybe the real ghost is the friends we killed along the way.”
“I feel like me and the ghost can work something out financially.”
“Whenever I’m scared, I’m gonna just shake ass. My new defense mechanism.”
“Basically, we just stay on the path.”
“Can I go back to the dude who was haunting me with ice cream?”
“That’s not a burglar. That’s a woman who has died and is haunting my ass.”
“Quit toying with me! I’m ready to be eaten! I’m seasoned!”
“It wrote ‘Leave’ on the walls in blood. But I’m on a year lease. I can’t go anywhere.”
“I have never committed a crime, ever, in my life. And I would never.”
“If you would like to use me as an avatar of justice, I’m open to it.”
“It’s sort of like a way to coat everyone in a thin film of stink.”
“I’m not trying to be a physical hazard, like twisting ankles or breaking bones. I’d just like to give people some diseases.”
“There’s a plethora of high-level wildlife around us.”
“We want to keep everybody around for as long as possible, excluding the perverts.”
“As long as they don’t like flail around or whatever, it’ll be fine.”
“I guarantee you some world-ending nightmare shit is about to come out of that.”
“The wildlife here is vicious.”
“I implore you: do not go off the path.”
“It’s space inefficient, but for once it doesn’t injure people so that’s cool.”
“I mean the risks of that are… somewhat low, I guess.”
“I cast no stones. I’m stone-less, you could say. Not throwing a single one.”
“I survived. What happened?”
“Does anyone know where we’re going? Like for real.”
“I am so sorry. But this is on brand. But I deeply apologize for my shortcomings.”
“The dragon may double back. And if he does, um… RIP.”
