You and the gang managed to plan a trip to the jersey shore, puff puff suggested the idea that you guys go to the jersey shore to relax for a while with 'our busy schedule', yeah no shit we dont have a busy schedule he just wants to go.
You were wearing a... [tankini, bikini, etc etc wtv you want]
"Puff, no im not flashing my tits at you just because im wearing my bathing suit you fuck." You said while walking on the sand, it was grainy and hot and the sun settled onto your skin.
"Thats too damn bad puff you aint getting no flash of [name]'s boobs dude!" Axel commented while chuckling "Yeah no shit she would let you" deejay added on.
"Yeah yeah, theres going to be other babes in bikinis in store for me here!" He said, eye rolling and putting his pockets on his red jackets pocket.
Benatar while holding his keytar, shuffles slightly as you can tell his hand was kinda.. sweating.
You switched from deejay's side to benatars side and ask. "Here, let me carry that for you now benatar, noticed your hands were shaking." You said calmly, while benatar turns his head to you while you were all still walking.
"No thank you very much, i do appreciate your concern [name], but i can handle holding my keytar for quiet long, while even we bask in the sun!" He politely declined your offer as you kept walking with the gang, then we suddenly saw, brock?
Laying on a purple mat, there was brock while reading a magazine.
"So this is where THEE brock hangs out when you arent working security" puff puff makes a hand gesture and caught brock's attention.
"This is my heaven, the jersey shore, its full of bro's!" Brock responded, eyes or head coming back to read the magazine since he had sunglasses on, you couldnt tell.
"EYYYYY" men wearing glasses that are absolutely douche, lifting dumbells and excercising said.
"Super hot panty droppers."
"Eyyy" the tanned woman laying on a mat says and makes a hand gesture.
"See? Knew there was a hot babe more than you [name]" puff side eyes you and you roll your eyes.
"Okay?" You said side eyeing puff back, and he smirks.
"Excuse me gentlemen, and ehem women.. i have to see about a boobs." Puff says with an imaginary tie, trying to tighten it.
Deejay face palms and you, benatar, axel just watch puff approaching the woman who was clearly relaxing.
"Do you think hes going to end up okay? I genuinely think that woman has a man." You say crossing your arms.
"Sure, he is, if he dont survive then why dont we just let it unfold." Deejay replies.
"Im betting 10 bucks that puff puff is goin' to sucess." Axel said.
You watch puff with the others as you speculate him making a sexual pick up line, probably about his penis.
Then you see a buff dude tapping his shoulder and punching him.
"The ten bucks, axel?" You said making a grabbing gesture and smirking.
"Laterrr..." axel responds.
Then you see brock appear infront of puff fastly, what the fuck?
"Y'know guys, lets just get going and leave him for now." You said
"Right.. sure." Deejay said and all of you walked away, leaving puff for now with his antics
You guys eventually found a spot and you set up an umbrella and a chair, your bag sitting on the sand, you couldnt care less for now.
"Guys, remember to put sunscreen on," you reached for sunscreen on inside your bag and opened the lid, squeezing a right amount onto your hand and rubbing it on your body.
"NNNNNO! Hell ill do this raw without any sunscreen! MOM!" Axel replied and ran straight into the water.
"Fuck you axel im not your mom!" You said while he was chuckling.
"Yeah ill just put some a-bit." Deejay says and gestures his hand, so you squeezed the bottle to give him the right amount.
"There you go deejay." You said, and he pulls a thumbs up and runs to the water with axel, now you looked at benatar and gestured him to add sunscreen on.
"Im going to stay 'ere for awhile now miss." He politely declined the sunscreen as you asked him "you sure? This is the day we can finally go to have more and more fun rather than the clubs and stuff." You said while kneeling besides him, you still noticed he was still holding his keytar.
"Im going to stay with my keytar, you go have fun dear! After all, you dont wanna be bored with me 'ere." Benatar says and you giggle, standing up while waving a small wave to him and running into the water with the others.
"WHAAAATS UP!" You jumped in the water and splashed them.
"HOLY SHIT [NAME] YOU GOT SALTWATER IN MY EYES." Deejay says while rubbing his eyes
"And i tasted it" axel says while he splashes you too, getting your hair wet.
"Man, im going to get you!" You splashed axel back as you guys played with the salt water, but little did you know dee jay was planning something
A loud splash came to both of you as you heard deejay make a fake evil laugh.
"Muahaha." His voice is still monotone as the deejay you know.
You three spent some time playing in the water until axel stops splashing and says
"We gon' build a sand castle remember, name can you get my underwear in the smallest pocket of my bag?" He says.
"Why do you even have underwear in your pockets AND in your bag." Dee jay said, crossing his arms while still in the water.
"Is it even clean axel..?" You said making a sarcastic disgusted noise.
"OFFF COURSEEE! Im clean sometimes too ya' know? And its also for the flag." Axel said proudly.
"Okay sometimes concerns me but sure, smart and kinda dumb option to choose for the flag." You stepped out the water as deejay and axel followed, sitting nearby on where the shore is and they both were starting to build the sand castle.
You approached where axel had placed his bag close to the umbrella you set, benatar is playing some notes in his keytar and didnt seem to mind you.
You took out the underwear axel had apparently saved for this trip, and your suprised it was actually clean like what he said.
So you threw it to him and you watched as they built the sand castle.
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After a few 30 minutes after, the castle was finally built and they were just adding some details.
"Holy shit thats good." You commented "thanks me and deejay both WORKED on it while you were just watching" he sarcastically said. You nudged his shoulder and laughed as axel spoke.
"Nice buttress deejay!" Axel spoke.
"Yours nice also too." Deejay said, while suddenly-
THUMP
And you three backed away. WHAT THE FUCK.
"WHOS UP FOR SOME LITTLE MAN AND MAN ACTION, that came out wrong. LETS GO KICK SOME DOUCHEBAG ASS!" Puff suddenly jumped on the sand castle and spoke.
"Now what the fuck was that." You, and the two stood up as benatar was standing besides you guys suddenly.
Brock comes up to all of you and says
"You might wanna dial back his vitamin cocktail" he said.
"Man we spent half an hour on that sand castle." Deejay said while axel was doing fake tears.
You could see puff puff laughing menacingly? You dont know how to process it.
"Well, now what." You said.
TimeSkip
You got out from the bathroom inside your tour bus as you went into the studio, "whats up, im finally done, and now we just.. need puff." You said, standing next to axel, while benatar was on the other side.
"Man, fuck puff, he spent 3 hours layin' shit." Dee jay said and you agreed, then suddenly, someone slammed the bus door open and it was puff with two girls in his arms.
He walked strangely as he spoke. "WHATS UPP ITS PUFF PUFF HERE BIATCHES!" he said smirking.
"Man what happened to you, your such a fucking douche now." Dee jay commented as you silently agreed while setting up your electric bass, adjusting the tunes.
"EYYYY thanks deejay alright! Lets get this practice done so we could get this- [inaudable.]" Douche puff spoke as he made head movements.
You prepared to play your electric bass but puff suddenly sang.. differently?
"OooOOh GIIrlll," he stops and then continues. "GIiirLl-" he coughs at the end. "What the fuckk? I cant sing-" puff says as he turns his head to look at all of us.
Then brock magically appears and the door opened.
"Yes, your a douchebag now puff! You have to let certain things go.." brock says while doing arm movements. "Like listenin' to mpi, wearin' glasses, or having talent" brock continues as puff falls to his knees and responds. "NOOOO i love my muscles, but its not worth it.." puff said with frustration clear in his voice
"CAN WE REVERSE IT BROCK?" You and deejay exclaimed, and questioned i guess. "Well its difficult being a douche at this level its... serious.. but theres one way." Magically, brock pulls out a harry potter book. "Harry potter?" Puff questions. "Read it, and dont come back once you know what happens in hogwarts."
Brock magically dissapears.
Several hours later...
The door bus slams open and normal puff finally appeared. "HEYYY FELLAS lets play some tunes!" All of you, except for puff puff, mouth agape and axel suddenly adds in.
"Its a miracle! How come has this happened?" Axel asked.
"The only way to beat douche completely, is to read the hog book, cover to cover.." brock added.
"Harry potter? Man how hard is that?" Deejay said, his voice lightening up suddenly.
"Hard as this moby dick motha fucka!" Puff says.
"Well, i guess our puffs fuckass is back to normal." You said smirking.
"Awee you'll always be a douche to us puff puff! But seriously, your a douche." Axels tone came down.
