Your fave is problematic: Colm
WHELP this is a list we all know well enough already BUT LET’S REITERATE ANYWAY
doesn’t keep his hands to himself sometimes
probably has more days off than days actually in his office at this point
slow to bring reform, quick to avoid responsibilities
skips out on problems instead of facing them head on
doesn’t respect boundaries
quick to bad-mouth certain people at the drop of a hat
keeps secrets that shouldn’t be kept from people he claims to like
doesn’t understand that some people don’t like nicknames
thinking things through should be a higher priority
gets on his personal assistant’s nerves willingly and doesn’t tell her where he is before important events
once told his girlfriend he understood the photography stuff she was talking about but he didn’t actually know a damn thing she was talking about
once locked his brother in a closet
once pretended to be asleep so his sister couldn’t yell at him
blamed a broken vase on the family dog because they knew they wouldn’t yell at the dog for it