me: the other day I was thinking about the most asshole customization you could do as a rich person and I came up with gravitationally-stabilized helicopter hot tub christian: !!!!!!! christian: I would own that. me: I think it's great because a) I think you could do it, but b) it would take so much work and be so insanely inefficient me: and helicopters can only fly for so long, you'd barely prune christian: relaxing AND convenient christian: the helitub









