#deer 7

[cario55555]

stupid fucking deer eating paint, is it stupid? dumb? moron?

[alastorishellstrueking]

Based off of Chapter 91: The Deer Seven - au How would the hotel and Angel react to Alastor causally seeing Lucifer on call with the sins and just saying hello?

Alastor: “Hey ma-Bee!”

Bee: “hey Al come by soon I bought a some crawfish so we’ll make some Crawfish Étouffée”

Alastor: “sounds good!”

Lucifer: “move you walking deer jerky”

(The hotel watching mouths open)

Charlie: “so your apart of the family!”

Alastor: “yeah ig ”

Angel: “Oh- your the reason wrath has all those tornadoes”

Alastor: “ And proud!”

Que tons gasp and questions toward Lucifer and Alastor

Here we go.