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sawyernya

May 15, 2014

(my sincerest apologies to Rose)

-- nonchalantPursuer [NP] began trolling pretentiousNostalgist [PN] at 21:54 --

[09:55] NP: At least y-u d-n't have head trauma.

[09:55] NP: And here I was w-rried that maybe I hit y-u t-- hard.

[09:56] PN: really

[09:56] PN: is that all

[09:56] PN: you have to

[09:56] PN: say to me?

[09:56] PN: I woke up

[09:56] PN: hours later confused

[09:56] NP: Hey at least y-u're n-t dead.

[09:57] PN: you know whats not cool?

[09:57] PN: what you

[09:57] PN: just did yeah

[09:57] PN: all of that

[09:57] PN: that just happened

[09:57] PN: not cool

[09:57] PN: here I was

[09:57] PN: cleaning off your dumb

[09:57] PN: stupid jacket

[09:57] PN: and in return

[09:57] PN: i get knocked

[09:57] PN: the fuck out

[09:57] PN: is that how you say

[09:57] PN: thank you?

[09:59] NP: -h b-- h--, y-u w-ke up with a bit -f a bruise. Please. I'm sure y-u've had w-rse.

[09:59] NP: And n- h-nestly y-u were treading -n pretty danger-us territ-ry the wh-le time.

[09:59] NP: Frankly I d-n't care if it was 'n-t c--l' but it c-uld be plenty w-rse.

[10:00] PN: Dude

[10:00] PN: you were treading on

[10:00] PN: MY territory

[10:01] PN: the whole time

[10:01] PN: i let you into my home

[10:01] PN: and i have strong regrets

[10:01] PN: doing so

[10:01] PN: i demand some

[10:01] PN: sort of apology

[10:01] PN: and i know it could be

[10:01] PN: worse but i dont care

[10:01] PN: because it still could have gone

[10:01] PN: much smoother if you

[10:01] PN: woulda just played nice

[10:01] PN: Seriously

[10:01] PN: worst guest ever

[10:02] NP: I mean it's n-t like y-u were the -ne wh- led me there.

[10:03] NP: Play nice th-ugh? Y-u're pretty much the -ne wh- decided t- -pen their eyes.

[10:06] PN: Yeah cause

[10:06] PN: I thought you were cool

[10:06] PN: and I felt really bad

[10:06] PN: about the cupcake thing

[10:06] PN: Which is really weird cause

[10:06] NP: Plus. Any s-rt -f ap-l-gy w-uld be empty. I d-n't regret much -f what I did aside fr-m hitting y-u.

[10:06] NP: That was m-stly -ut -f spite -r anger.

[10:06] NP: S- yeah. S-rry ab-ut that much.

[10:07] PN: we never paid for those--

[10:07] NP: Wh--ps.

[10:07] PN: That was the most

[10:07] PN: pathetic apology

[10:07] PN: I have ever been forced

[10:08] PN: to witness

[10:08] PN: in my entire

[10:08] PN: life

[10:08] PN: like that

[10:08] PN: didnt count

[10:08] NP: D- y-u have like an issue with pressing the enter key -r s-mething?

[10:10] PN: No its a

[10:10] PN: habit

[10:11] PN: See back awhile ago I used to

[10:11] PN: You know what?

[10:11] PN: No

[10:11] PN: Fuck off

[10:11] PN: You cant know

[10:11] PN: Its a huge secret

[10:11] PN: Look im being like you!

[10:11] PN: Now all I have to do is

[10:11] PN: pull a cheap shot on your ass

[10:11] PN: and Im set

[10:11] PN: Here

[10:11] PN: be nice to me

[10:11] PN: so I can hit you and knock you

[10:11] PN: out

[10:12] NP: It'd be kind -f hard f-r y-u t- pull that -ff.

[10:13] NP: And y-u kn-w what. I'm n-t even bitter t-wards y-u.

[10:13] NP: I really d-n't give a damn.

[10:13] NP: But by all means, feel free t- try.

[10:14] NP: Als-, it was an ap-l-gy s- I d-n't see why it can't c-unt.

[10:18] PN: Dont

[10:18] PN: doubt me

[10:18] PN: BUt uh yeah I can

[10:18] PN: imagine why

[10:18] PN: your not butter

[10:18] PN: Cause you threw the punch

[10:18] PN: you just went home

[10:18] PN: nothing afterwards

[10:19] PN: While I had to recover

[10:19] PN: for a couple days

[10:19] PN: and you know what

[10:19] PN: Maybe Ill take you up

[10:19] PN: on that offer

[10:19] PN: AND

[10:19] PN: as for that apology

[10:19] PN: ...

[10:19] PN: Maybe I can compare it to

[10:19] PN: something youll understand

[10:19] PN: Helmets.

[10:19] PN: That apology was like a helmet

[10:19] PN: that was thrown on the ground

[10:19] PN: scratched up

[10:20] PN: with a broken visor

[10:20] PN: No padding on the inside

[10:20] PN: and is some nasty colors like

[10:20] PN: shit brown and barf green

[10:20] PN: And theres a spider nest inside of it

[10:20] PN: cause no ones touched it for so long

[10:20] PN: your apology was like that helmet

[10:20] PN: ...

[10:20] PN: but 3 times worse

[10:21] NP: Y-u kn-w in retr-spect if s-mething br-ken like that inhabited life later -n I d-n't see why it's all that bad in the end

[10:21] NP: Als- yeah, I left. Like I said th-ugh y-u pushed the limits and it's s-mething I c-uld label as regrettable.

[10:22] PN: Youre something

[10:22] PN: I can label

[10:22] PN: regrettable

[10:22] NP: Y-u're funny.

[10:22] PN: Listen

[10:22] PN: were not getting anywhere

[10:22] PN: with this

[10:22] NP: The wh-le situati-n was regrettable.

[10:22] NP: Yeah n-, clearly.

[10:23] PN: And your

[10:23] PN: sarcasm really

[10:23] PN: isnt helping my

[10:23] PN: raging headache

[10:23] NP: H-nestly my -nly aim here was t- ap-l-gize but if y-u're really g-ing t- act like a child ab-ut it then I d-n't see why I b-thered.

[10:27] PN: You know

[10:27] PN: I was getting to the part

[10:27] PN: where i stopped acting like

[10:27] PN: a "child" you call it

[10:27] PN: or I call it

[10:27] PN: "Expressing my how I feel on how you disrespected me in my own home"

[10:27] PN: but with each message

[10:28] PN: you send I just

[10:28] PN: get more

[10:28] PN: and more

[10:28] PN: LISTEN

[10:28] PN: We both

[10:28] PN: God

[10:28] PN: we both revealed some

[10:28] PN: information

[10:28] PN: that were both no comfortable with

[10:28] PN: having float around

[10:28] PN: and I dont know

[10:28] PN: about you

[10:28] PN: but I think becaue of that

[10:28] PN: we really shouldnt be on

[10:28] PN: such bitter terms

[10:28] PN: like how we are

[10:28] PN: right now

[10:28] PN: its taking everything

[10:29] PN: i have not to snap at you

[10:29] PN: i hope your well aware of that

[10:29] NP: Very.

[10:29] NP: I d-n't really blame y-u actually.

[10:29] NP: But fine. I'll hear y-u -ut m-re.

[10:30] NP: At least y-u're right in that aspect. Keeping in t-uch is fairly necessary at this p-int.

[10:32] PN: I cant even

[10:32] PN: tell if thats sarcastic

[10:32] PN: see thats how angry I am

[10:32] NP: It's n-t.

[10:32] PN: Ok fine

[10:32] PN: Whatever you say

[10:32] PN: Anyways yes

[10:32] PN: Its more than necessary

[10:32] PN: Like this whole chat

[10:33] PN: cant happen

[10:33] PN: We gotta

[10:33] PN: like

[10:33] PN: ...

[10:33] PN: trust

[10:33] PN: Not gonna lie

[10:33] PN: I do not trust you

[10:33] PN: one bit

[10:33] NP: I c-uld say the same f-r y-u.

[10:33] NP: Trust is well earned, n-t immediate.

[10:34] NP: But what reas-n c-uld y-u give f-r me t- trust y-u.

[10:34] NP: Why d-n't I just hunt y-u d-wn and put a bullet in y-ur head t- save myself the tr-uble.

[10:34] NP: Tell me that.

[10:35] NP: Because if y-u say y-u want t- earn my trust and have me earn y-urs in able t- make this relati-nship 'w-rk better', then y-u're g-ing t- have t- have a pretty g--d reas-n.

[10:36] PN: See this

[10:36] PN: This is 2 steps

[10:36] PN: in the wrong direction

[10:36] PN: This is not a

[10:36] NP: N-.

[10:36] PN: trust building activity

[10:36] NP: This is a warning.

[10:36] NP: Because h-nestly I'm pretty sure we b-th care m-re ab-ut keeping secrets safe.

[10:38] PN: But warnings arent

[10:38] PN: The way to go

[10:38] PN: We have to

[10:38] PN: Establish...

[10:38] PN: Theres no way your going to

[10:38] PN: Trust me on this

[10:38] PN: are you?

[10:38] NP: It's unlikely.

[10:38] NP: But I can say at least that y-u d-n't have t- w-rry ab-ut me turning y-u int- any-ne.

[10:39] PN: Its funny cause I

[10:39] PN: 100% dont trust you on that

[10:40] PN: You cant threaten my life

[10:40] PN: then be like

[10:40] PN: "yeah but your secrets safe with me"

[10:40] PN: "pal, friend, BUDDY"

[10:40] PN: Like what the fuck

[10:40] PN: mixed signals

[10:40] NP: N-. I'm pretty definite -n that.

[10:41] NP: I'm n-t l-w en-ugh t- send a mutant t- any s-rt -f -fficials

[10:41] NP: I'll always hate the empire and their system m-re than any individual.

[10:43] PN: ...

[10:43] PN: Well I guess thats actually kind of

[10:43] PN: cool of you

[10:43] PN: not really

[10:43] PN: cause even if I

[10:43] PN: dont have officials hovering over me

[10:43] PN: now I have you

[10:43] PN: and your

[10:43] PN: death threats

[10:43] PN: Which can we talk about those?

[10:43] PN: I dont enjoy those

[11:54] NP: Wh- d-es enj-y death threats. I th-ught that was a pretty natural reacti-n.

[11:58] PN: Yeah it is

[11:58] PN: so you should like

[11:59] PN: stop with that

[11:59] PN: the death threats

[11:59] PN: That would be a start

[11:59] PN: in the right direction

[12:06] NP: Pr-bably.

[12:06] NP: N- pr-mises th-ugh.

[12:08] PN: Ok

[12:08] PN: No thats a start

[12:09] PN: this is going good

[12:09] PN: As long as

[12:09] PN: we can stop the death threats I mean

[12:09] PN: I have no reason to

[12:09] PN: really care or tell anyone about

[12:09] PN: what you look like and all of

[12:09] PN: that you know?

[12:09] PN: All you gotta do

[12:09] PN: is be nice to me

[12:09] PN: and have a little trust

[12:09] PN: Simple as that

[12:09] PN: Thats all it takes

[12:09] PN: like

[12:09] PN: I vote we start over

[12:10] PN: Cause we got off on the wrong foot

[12:10] PN: and then we were back on the right foot for awhile there

[12:10] PN: when you saved me from

[12:10] PN: that weird highblood

[12:10] PN: Why did you do that?

[12:10] PN: ...

[12:10] PN: Hey

[12:10] PN: Remember that time i dropped a fruit on your foot

[12:10] PN: Good times man

[12:10] PN: Good

[12:10] PN: times

[12:11] NP: I like t- think ab-ut it as a pretty equal threat. S- yeah sure. If that c-unts as trust.

[12:11] NP: -r assurance.

[12:11] NP: T- whatever extent.

[12:12] NP: And yeah sure. Fine. Start -ver.

[12:12] NP: If that's what y-u want t- call it.

[12:18] PN: Great

[12:18] PN: Then its

[12:18] PN: That easy uh...

[12:18] PN: Yeah...

[12:19] PN: Buddy.

[12:19] PN: ...

[12:19] PN: I still really dont

[12:19] PN: feel safe

[12:19] PN: At all

[12:19] PN: And i have a feeling

[12:19] PN: Youre really not

[12:19] PN: gonna do this

[12:19] PN: So Im just gonna...

[12:19] PN: You know

[12:19] PN: Go about my night

[12:19] PN: And kinda hope I dont

[12:19] PN: run into you ever

[12:19] PN: But if I do

[12:19] PN: Im gonna play nice

[12:19] PN: cause thats what we agreed on

[12:19] PN: Right?

[12:19] PN: None of this angry bullets in head stuff

[12:19] PN: ...right?

[12:22] NP: -f c-urse n-t.

[12:22] NP: I d-n't have any reas-n t- kill y-u unless y-u give me -ne.

[12:22] NP: And as -f n-w y-u aren't giving me -ne. S- isn't that great.

[12:28] PN: Ah...ha

[12:28] NP: And as l-ng as y-u d-n't interfere with my w-rk, then I d-n't think there ever will be -ne.

[12:29] PN: Ok

[12:29] PN: I wont

[12:29] NP: That -r put my identity at stake. But that much has already been made clear.

[12:29] NP: G--d.

[12:29] PN: Uhh

[12:29] PN: Neato

[12:29] PN: Chill

[12:29] PN: Coooooll

[12:29] PN: ...

[12:29] PN: So uh

[12:29] PN: yeah this is wonderful this

[12:30] PN: this whole deal were making ok

[12:30] PN: Yeah so I wont tell

[12:30] PN: nayone about anything

[12:30] PN: and then you wont

[12:30] PN: have your guns or anything near me

[12:30] PN: See

[12:30] NP: -f c-urse n-t.

[12:30] PN: Ok so were good

[12:30] NP: Yeah.

[12:30] PN: Were set

[12:31] NP: Is there anything else y-u want t- get acr-ss?

[12:31] PN: Well

[12:31] PN: Now that youve layered

[12:31] PN: 15 threats on top of this chat

[12:31] PN: in a matter of

[12:31] PN: what

[12:31] PN: 10 minutes

[12:31] PN: instead of just your guns away from

[12:31] PN: just keep

[12:31] PN: yourself

[12:31] PN: away from me too uh

[12:31] PN: that would be great

[12:32] PN: like dont ever come near my territory unannounced

[12:32] PN: or anywhere

[12:32] PN: near me

[12:32] PN: ever

[12:32] PN: cause uh

[12:32] PN: yeah then things wont be a- ok

[12:32] PN: which is where we are now

[12:32] PN: which is great you know

[12:32] PN: you at a distance

[12:32] PN: but if you were anywhere near me

[12:32] PN: itd be

[12:32] PN: ...

[12:32] PN: A- oh no

[12:32] PN: which is never good

[12:32] PN: on either of our ends so

[12:34] NP: I d-n't really trust y-u en-ugh t- just let y-u prance ar-und willy nilly with the kn-wledge y-u have s- y-u can pretty much expect t- see me in the future.

[12:34] NP: -r maybe n-t.

[12:34] NP: Wh- kn-ws.

[12:34] NP: But yeah. N- guns. I'm n-t g-ing t- rand-mly sh--t y-u fr-m a r--ft-p -r anything that's stupid.

[12:34] NP: -r a tree that's even m-re dumb.

[12:35] NP: But n- I'm sure y-u can grasp the p-int.

[12:36] PN: ...

[12:36] PN: Yeah...

[12:36] PN: Trees...

[12:36] PN: Dumb...

[12:36] PN: Ha

[12:36] PN: ...

[12:36] PN: The point...

[12:36] PN: ...

[12:36] PN: No...

[12:36] PN: No youre not coming anywhere near me

[12:36] NP: Sure.

[12:37] NP: Alright then I'm n-t c-ming anywhere near y-u.

[12:37] PN: ...Yeah

[12:37] PN: I put those warning signs

[12:37] PN: on those trees

[12:37] PN: you were mentioning

[12:37] PN: earlier

[12:37] PN: for a reason

[12:37] PN: ...ya feel me man

[12:39] NP: Yeah I get that much. Plus. Falling int- a rand-m trap w-uld be ann-ying.

[12:39] PN: Falling into a uh

[12:40] PN: a deadly trap

[12:40] PN: would be even more annoying

[12:41] NP: A deadly trap.

[12:41] PN: No a fluffy one

[12:42] PN: Listen Im not gonna

[12:42] PN: play this game with you

[12:42] NP: I've dealt with a l-t -f traps. The -nes y-u have will deter n-rmal tr-lls -r turn them away f-r g--d but h-nestly they're n-t much -f a threat t- me.

[12:42] NP: But alright.

[12:45] PN: Dude just

[12:46] PN: wow ok

[12:46] PN: just

[12:46] PN: keep at a safe distance

[12:46] PN: and Ill shut up ok?

[12:46] PN: Its as easy as that

[12:46] PN: You get too close for comfort

[12:46] PN: and Im gonna have to do

[12:46] PN: something about it

[12:46] PN: before all of this man

[12:46] PN: I thought we could really like

[12:46] PN: handle this like grown ups

[12:46] PN: but you couldnt do that

[12:46] PN: so fine

[12:47] PN: Im gonna go do my thing

[12:47] PN: and you do yours

[12:47] PN: in our

[12:47] PN: seperate corners

[12:47] PN: Ok?

[12:47] NP: I handle things h-w I see it. If y-u're a threat t- my presence then I will take acti-n.

[12:47] NP: -kay?

[12:47] NP: But yeah. Separate c-rners. That much I can handle.

[12:47] PN: Fine

[12:47] PN: Just know

[12:48] PN: the same goes for you

[12:48] NP: Fine.

[12:48] PN: Fine

[12:48] PN: Later

[12:48] NP: Cia-.

-- nonchalantPursuer [NP] gave up trolling pretentiousNostalgist [PN] at 00:48 --

#nonchalantpursuer #sawyertrolls rp #deer rose

sawyernya

May 15, 2014

(my sincerest apologies to Rose)

-- nonchalantPursuer [NP] began trolling pretentiousNostalgist [PN] at 21:54 --

[09:55] NP: At least y-u d-n't have head trauma.

[09:55] NP: And here I was w-rried that maybe I hit y-u t-- hard.

[09:56] PN: really

[09:56] PN: is that all

[09:56] PN: you have to

[09:56] PN: say to me?

[09:56] PN: I woke up

[09:56] PN: hours later confused

[09:56] NP: Hey at least y-u're n-t dead.

[09:57] PN: you know whats not cool?

[09:57] PN: what you

[09:57] PN: just did yeah

[09:57] PN: all of that

[09:57] PN: that just happened

[09:57] PN: not cool

[09:57] PN: here I was

[09:57] PN: cleaning off your dumb

[09:57] PN: stupid jacket

[09:57] PN: and in return

[09:57] PN: i get knocked

[09:57] PN: the fuck out

[09:57] PN: is that how you say

[09:57] PN: thank you?

[09:59] NP: -h b-- h--, y-u w-ke up with a bit -f a bruise. Please. I'm sure y-u've had w-rse.

[09:59] NP: And n- h-nestly y-u were treading -n pretty danger-us territ-ry the wh-le time.

[09:59] NP: Frankly I d-n't care if it was 'n-t c--l' but it c-uld be plenty w-rse.

[10:00] PN: Dude

[10:00] PN: you were treading on

[10:00] PN: MY territory

[10:01] PN: the whole time

[10:01] PN: i let you into my home

[10:01] PN: and i have strong regrets

[10:01] PN: doing so

[10:01] PN: i demand some

[10:01] PN: sort of apology

[10:01] PN: and i know it could be

[10:01] PN: worse but i dont care

[10:01] PN: because it still could have gone

[10:01] PN: much smoother if you

[10:01] PN: woulda just played nice

[10:01] PN: Seriously

[10:01] PN: worst guest ever

[10:02] NP: I mean it's n-t like y-u were the -ne wh- led me there.

[10:03] NP: Play nice th-ugh? Y-u're pretty much the -ne wh- decided t- -pen their eyes.

[10:06] PN: Yeah cause

[10:06] PN: I thought you were cool

[10:06] PN: and I felt really bad

[10:06] PN: about the cupcake thing

[10:06] PN: Which is really weird cause

[10:06] NP: Plus. Any s-rt -f ap-l-gy w-uld be empty. I d-n't regret much -f what I did aside fr-m hitting y-u.

[10:06] NP: That was m-stly -ut -f spite -r anger.

[10:06] NP: S- yeah. S-rry ab-ut that much.

[10:07] PN: we never paid for those--

[10:07] NP: Wh--ps.

[10:07] PN: That was the most

[10:07] PN: pathetic apology

[10:07] PN: I have ever been forced

[10:08] PN: to witness

[10:08] PN: in my entire

[10:08] PN: life

[10:08] PN: like that

[10:08] PN: didnt count

[10:08] NP: D- y-u have like an issue with pressing the enter key -r s-mething?

[10:10] PN: No its a

[10:10] PN: habit

[10:11] PN: See back awhile ago I used to

[10:11] PN: You know what?

[10:11] PN: No

[10:11] PN: Fuck off

[10:11] PN: You cant know

[10:11] PN: Its a huge secret

[10:11] PN: Look im being like you!

[10:11] PN: Now all I have to do is

[10:11] PN: pull a cheap shot on your ass

[10:11] PN: and Im set

[10:11] PN: Here

[10:11] PN: be nice to me

[10:11] PN: so I can hit you and knock you

[10:11] PN: out

[10:12] NP: It'd be kind -f hard f-r y-u t- pull that -ff.

[10:13] NP: And y-u kn-w what. I'm n-t even bitter t-wards y-u.

[10:13] NP: I really d-n't give a damn.

[10:13] NP: But by all means, feel free t- try.

[10:14] NP: Als-, it was an ap-l-gy s- I d-n't see why it can't c-unt.

[10:18] PN: Dont

[10:18] PN: doubt me

[10:18] PN: BUt uh yeah I can

[10:18] PN: imagine why

[10:18] PN: your not butter

[10:18] PN: Cause you threw the punch

[10:18] PN: you just went home

[10:18] PN: nothing afterwards

[10:19] PN: While I had to recover

[10:19] PN: for a couple days

[10:19] PN: and you know what

[10:19] PN: Maybe Ill take you up

[10:19] PN: on that offer

[10:19] PN: AND

[10:19] PN: as for that apology

[10:19] PN: ...

[10:19] PN: Maybe I can compare it to

[10:19] PN: something youll understand

[10:19] PN: Helmets.

[10:19] PN: That apology was like a helmet

[10:19] PN: that was thrown on the ground

[10:19] PN: scratched up

[10:20] PN: with a broken visor

[10:20] PN: No padding on the inside

[10:20] PN: and is some nasty colors like

[10:20] PN: shit brown and barf green

[10:20] PN: And theres a spider nest inside of it

[10:20] PN: cause no ones touched it for so long

[10:20] PN: your apology was like that helmet

[10:20] PN: ...

[10:20] PN: but 3 times worse

[10:21] NP: Y-u kn-w in retr-spect if s-mething br-ken like that inhabited life later -n I d-n't see why it's all that bad in the end

[10:21] NP: Als- yeah, I left. Like I said th-ugh y-u pushed the limits and it's s-mething I c-uld label as regrettable.

[10:22] PN: Youre something

[10:22] PN: I can label

[10:22] PN: regrettable

[10:22] NP: Y-u're funny.

[10:22] PN: Listen

[10:22] PN: were not getting anywhere

[10:22] PN: with this

[10:22] NP: The wh-le situati-n was regrettable.

[10:22] NP: Yeah n-, clearly.

[10:23] PN: And your

[10:23] PN: sarcasm really

[10:23] PN: isnt helping my

[10:23] PN: raging headache

[10:23] NP: H-nestly my -nly aim here was t- ap-l-gize but if y-u're really g-ing t- act like a child ab-ut it then I d-n't see why I b-thered.

[10:27] PN: You know

[10:27] PN: I was getting to the part

[10:27] PN: where i stopped acting like

[10:27] PN: a "child" you call it

[10:27] PN: or I call it

[10:27] PN: "Expressing my how I feel on how you disrespected me in my own home"

[10:27] PN: but with each message

[10:28] PN: you send I just

[10:28] PN: get more

[10:28] PN: and more

[10:28] PN: LISTEN

[10:28] PN: We both

[10:28] PN: God

[10:28] PN: we both revealed some

[10:28] PN: information

[10:28] PN: that were both no comfortable with

[10:28] PN: having float around

[10:28] PN: and I dont know

[10:28] PN: about you

[10:28] PN: but I think becaue of that

[10:28] PN: we really shouldnt be on

[10:28] PN: such bitter terms

[10:28] PN: like how we are

[10:28] PN: right now

[10:28] PN: its taking everything

[10:29] PN: i have not to snap at you

[10:29] PN: i hope your well aware of that

[10:29] NP: Very.

[10:29] NP: I d-n't really blame y-u actually.

[10:29] NP: But fine. I'll hear y-u -ut m-re.

[10:30] NP: At least y-u're right in that aspect. Keeping in t-uch is fairly necessary at this p-int.

[10:32] PN: I cant even

[10:32] PN: tell if thats sarcastic

[10:32] PN: see thats how angry I am

[10:32] NP: It's n-t.

[10:32] PN: Ok fine

[10:32] PN: Whatever you say

[10:32] PN: Anyways yes

[10:32] PN: Its more than necessary

[10:32] PN: Like this whole chat

[10:33] PN: cant happen

[10:33] PN: We gotta

[10:33] PN: like

[10:33] PN: ...

[10:33] PN: trust

[10:33] PN: Not gonna lie

[10:33] PN: I do not trust you

[10:33] PN: one bit

[10:33] NP: I c-uld say the same f-r y-u.

[10:33] NP: Trust is well earned, n-t immediate.

[10:34] NP: But what reas-n c-uld y-u give f-r me t- trust y-u.

[10:34] NP: Why d-n't I just hunt y-u d-wn and put a bullet in y-ur head t- save myself the tr-uble.

[10:34] NP: Tell me that.

[10:35] NP: Because if y-u say y-u want t- earn my trust and have me earn y-urs in able t- make this relati-nship 'w-rk better', then y-u're g-ing t- have t- have a pretty g--d reas-n.

[10:36] PN: See this

[10:36] PN: This is 2 steps

[10:36] PN: in the wrong direction

[10:36] PN: This is not a

[10:36] NP: N-.

[10:36] PN: trust building activity

[10:36] NP: This is a warning.

[10:36] NP: Because h-nestly I'm pretty sure we b-th care m-re ab-ut keeping secrets safe.

[10:38] PN: But warnings arent

[10:38] PN: The way to go

[10:38] PN: We have to

[10:38] PN: Establish...

[10:38] PN: Theres no way your going to

[10:38] PN: Trust me on this

[10:38] PN: are you?

[10:38] NP: It's unlikely.

[10:38] NP: But I can say at least that y-u d-n't have t- w-rry ab-ut me turning y-u int- any-ne.

[10:39] PN: Its funny cause I

[10:39] PN: 100% dont trust you on that

[10:40] PN: You cant threaten my life

[10:40] PN: then be like

[10:40] PN: "yeah but your secrets safe with me"

[10:40] PN: "pal, friend, BUDDY"

[10:40] PN: Like what the fuck

[10:40] PN: mixed signals

[10:40] NP: N-. I'm pretty definite -n that.

[10:41] NP: I'm n-t l-w en-ugh t- send a mutant t- any s-rt -f -fficials

[10:41] NP: I'll always hate the empire and their system m-re than any individual.

[10:43] PN: ...

[10:43] PN: Well I guess thats actually kind of

[10:43] PN: cool of you

[10:43] PN: not really

[10:43] PN: cause even if I

[10:43] PN: dont have officials hovering over me

[10:43] PN: now I have you

[10:43] PN: and your

[10:43] PN: death threats

[10:43] PN: Which can we talk about those?

[10:43] PN: I dont enjoy those

[11:54] NP: Wh- d-es enj-y death threats. I th-ught that was a pretty natural reacti-n.

[11:58] PN: Yeah it is

[11:58] PN: so you should like

[11:59] PN: stop with that

[11:59] PN: the death threats

[11:59] PN: That would be a start

[11:59] PN: in the right direction

[12:06] NP: Pr-bably.

[12:06] NP: N- pr-mises th-ugh.

[12:08] PN: Ok

[12:08] PN: No thats a start

[12:09] PN: this is going good

[12:09] PN: As long as

[12:09] PN: we can stop the death threats I mean

[12:09] PN: I have no reason to

[12:09] PN: really care or tell anyone about

[12:09] PN: what you look like and all of

[12:09] PN: that you know?

[12:09] PN: All you gotta do

[12:09] PN: is be nice to me

[12:09] PN: and have a little trust

[12:09] PN: Simple as that

[12:09] PN: Thats all it takes

[12:09] PN: like

[12:09] PN: I vote we start over

[12:10] PN: Cause we got off on the wrong foot

[12:10] PN: and then we were back on the right foot for awhile there

[12:10] PN: when you saved me from

[12:10] PN: that weird highblood

[12:10] PN: Why did you do that?

[12:10] PN: ...

[12:10] PN: Hey

[12:10] PN: Remember that time i dropped a fruit on your foot

[12:10] PN: Good times man

[12:10] PN: Good

[12:10] PN: times

[12:11] NP: I like t- think ab-ut it as a pretty equal threat. S- yeah sure. If that c-unts as trust.

[12:11] NP: -r assurance.

[12:11] NP: T- whatever extent.

[12:12] NP: And yeah sure. Fine. Start -ver.

[12:12] NP: If that's what y-u want t- call it.

[12:18] PN: Great

[12:18] PN: Then its

[12:18] PN: That easy uh...

[12:18] PN: Yeah...

[12:19] PN: Buddy.

[12:19] PN: ...

[12:19] PN: I still really dont

[12:19] PN: feel safe

[12:19] PN: At all

[12:19] PN: And i have a feeling

[12:19] PN: Youre really not

[12:19] PN: gonna do this

[12:19] PN: So Im just gonna...

[12:19] PN: You know

[12:19] PN: Go about my night

[12:19] PN: And kinda hope I dont

[12:19] PN: run into you ever

[12:19] PN: But if I do

[12:19] PN: Im gonna play nice

[12:19] PN: cause thats what we agreed on

[12:19] PN: Right?

[12:19] PN: None of this angry bullets in head stuff

[12:19] PN: ...right?

[12:22] NP: -f c-urse n-t.

[12:22] NP: I d-n't have any reas-n t- kill y-u unless y-u give me -ne.

[12:22] NP: And as -f n-w y-u aren't giving me -ne. S- isn't that great.

[12:28] PN: Ah...ha

[12:28] NP: And as l-ng as y-u d-n't interfere with my w-rk, then I d-n't think there ever will be -ne.

[12:29] PN: Ok

[12:29] PN: I wont

[12:29] NP: That -r put my identity at stake. But that much has already been made clear.

[12:29] NP: G--d.

[12:29] PN: Uhh

[12:29] PN: Neato

[12:29] PN: Chill

[12:29] PN: Coooooll

[12:29] PN: ...

[12:29] PN: So uh

[12:29] PN: yeah this is wonderful this

[12:30] PN: this whole deal were making ok

[12:30] PN: Yeah so I wont tell

[12:30] PN: nayone about anything

[12:30] PN: and then you wont

[12:30] PN: have your guns or anything near me

[12:30] PN: See

[12:30] NP: -f c-urse n-t.

[12:30] PN: Ok so were good

[12:30] NP: Yeah.

[12:30] PN: Were set

[12:31] NP: Is there anything else y-u want t- get acr-ss?

[12:31] PN: Well

[12:31] PN: Now that youve layered

[12:31] PN: 15 threats on top of this chat

[12:31] PN: in a matter of

[12:31] PN: what

[12:31] PN: 10 minutes

[12:31] PN: instead of just your guns away from

[12:31] PN: just keep

[12:31] PN: yourself

[12:31] PN: away from me too uh

[12:31] PN: that would be great

[12:32] PN: like dont ever come near my territory unannounced

[12:32] PN: or anywhere

[12:32] PN: near me

[12:32] PN: ever

[12:32] PN: cause uh

[12:32] PN: yeah then things wont be a- ok

[12:32] PN: which is where we are now

[12:32] PN: which is great you know

[12:32] PN: you at a distance

[12:32] PN: but if you were anywhere near me

[12:32] PN: itd be

[12:32] PN: ...

[12:32] PN: A- oh no

[12:32] PN: which is never good

[12:32] PN: on either of our ends so

[12:34] NP: I d-n't really trust y-u en-ugh t- just let y-u prance ar-und willy nilly with the kn-wledge y-u have s- y-u can pretty much expect t- see me in the future.

[12:34] NP: -r maybe n-t.

[12:34] NP: Wh- kn-ws.

[12:34] NP: But yeah. N- guns. I'm n-t g-ing t- rand-mly sh--t y-u fr-m a r--ft-p -r anything that's stupid.

[12:34] NP: -r a tree that's even m-re dumb.

[12:35] NP: But n- I'm sure y-u can grasp the p-int.

[12:36] PN: ...

[12:36] PN: Yeah...

[12:36] PN: Trees...

[12:36] PN: Dumb...

[12:36] PN: Ha

[12:36] PN: ...

[12:36] PN: The point...

[12:36] PN: ...

[12:36] PN: No...

[12:36] PN: No youre not coming anywhere near me

[12:36] NP: Sure.

[12:37] NP: Alright then I'm n-t c-ming anywhere near y-u.

[12:37] PN: ...Yeah

[12:37] PN: I put those warning signs

[12:37] PN: on those trees

[12:37] PN: you were mentioning

[12:37] PN: earlier

[12:37] PN: for a reason

[12:37] PN: ...ya feel me man

[12:39] NP: Yeah I get that much. Plus. Falling int- a rand-m trap w-uld be ann-ying.

[12:39] PN: Falling into a uh

[12:40] PN: a deadly trap

[12:40] PN: would be even more annoying

[12:41] NP: A deadly trap.

[12:41] PN: No a fluffy one

[12:42] PN: Listen Im not gonna

[12:42] PN: play this game with you

[12:42] NP: I've dealt with a l-t -f traps. The -nes y-u have will deter n-rmal tr-lls -r turn them away f-r g--d but h-nestly they're n-t much -f a threat t- me.

[12:42] NP: But alright.

[12:45] PN: Dude just

[12:46] PN: wow ok

[12:46] PN: just

[12:46] PN: keep at a safe distance

[12:46] PN: and Ill shut up ok?

[12:46] PN: Its as easy as that

[12:46] PN: You get too close for comfort

[12:46] PN: and Im gonna have to do

[12:46] PN: something about it

[12:46] PN: before all of this man

[12:46] PN: I thought we could really like

[12:46] PN: handle this like grown ups

[12:46] PN: but you couldnt do that

[12:46] PN: so fine

[12:47] PN: Im gonna go do my thing

[12:47] PN: and you do yours

[12:47] PN: in our

[12:47] PN: seperate corners

[12:47] PN: Ok?

[12:47] NP: I handle things h-w I see it. If y-u're a threat t- my presence then I will take acti-n.

[12:47] NP: -kay?

[12:47] NP: But yeah. Separate c-rners. That much I can handle.

[12:47] PN: Fine

[12:47] PN: Just know

[12:48] PN: the same goes for you

[12:48] NP: Fine.

[12:48] PN: Fine

[12:48] PN: Later

[12:48] NP: Cia-.

-- nonchalantPursuer [NP] gave up trolling pretentiousNostalgist [PN] at 00:48 --

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