#deerfern

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Deerfern: What does ‘take out’ mean?

Splashberry: Food.

Darkfire: Dating.

Snakespirit: Murder.

Monopelt: It can mean all three if you’re not a coward.

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Deerfern: i don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time

Snakespirit: manslaughter it is

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Deerfern: I'm not going to stand here and listen to you all accuse me of things I clearly did.

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Wishdusk: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Deerfern: Thank you

Wishdusk: I didn't say that was a good thing

Deerfern: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Deerfern: When someone points to your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying “haven’t decided yet” is typically a good response.

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Splashberry: How do I deal with my bullies?

Snakespirit: kill them.

Splashberry: that sounds a little extreme. I was hoping for something a little more passive?

Deerfern: Dismember them.

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Deerfern: Did it hurt when you fell?

Frostfire: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t know you were such a flirt-

Deerfern: No, I meant when you fell down the Highledge .

Frostfire:

Deerfern: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Darkfire: You promise you didn't get me bees again?

Deerfern, from a distance: Just open it.