#defining sanity

[the-blossica-fan]

VILA HELP YOUR WIFE SHE'S BEEN TURNED INTO A FONT STYLE

"Would you still love me if I was a font style?"

[the-blossica-fan]

Hoi, it's me again. Now on a new phone too ^v^

So, Aleph. He's... a character. Not my favourite, I shall admit, but he does have some interesting aspects. Which then had me create a new crack au: Wingman Aleph

The man who supposedly knows almost everything, with two other voices in his head, where they could all agree on this particular 'hobby'. Perhaps to answer a new question, on the human soul and heart, maybe...

Point remains, what's your take, my friend? ^-^

YIPEEEE

I can see you trying to find something good to say about Aleph, same tbh. I too find myself disliking Aleph, not my kind of character to say the least.

That's a fun idea! Aleph does have the answers to everything if I'm not wrong, he's like a machine, answering every question he gets. So, imagine that the guy that uses his logic to answer everything finds himself enjoying the convoluted emotions of his peers when it comes to love, an emotion so strange he doesn't have a simple way to answer it.

Merlin is not a fan of this new "job" of his, disapproving of Aleph's interest in the outcome of said emotions. The Idealist, however, is ecstatic, but his opinion on this is completely biased, so Aleph also ignores his opinions unless they come in handy.

Now, you may see Aleph sitting down with a reluctant Matilda as she asks him how to get over Sonetto. It's a funny image, both of them sitting there awkwardly as Aleph thinks of a proper answer.

There is truly nothing he could say that could affect Matilda's emotions, but he does encourage her to meet up with new people, accept the feelings she has for other girls, (Matilda looks at him flabbergasted, he does know everything), and confess her feelings even if rejection is the ultimate answer.

And he spectates as Matilda looks absolutely defeated.

Ever since then, you may find people, often being the inexperienced girls from the suitcase.

Oh, you're wondering what gift you should give? Ask Aleph, maybe even take him shopping with you, he knows what to suggest.

Looking for the best way to confess? Don't worry, Aleph will go talk to that person, figure out a good way to set up a confession scene, and come back to you with answers.

You'll often see Recoleta writing down his answers, trying them out with the girls she's into, and then coming back after her massive failure of epic proportions. More often than not, her failure is because of herself. Shame.

And, when Lopera is not using him and 37 as substitutes for textbooks and a calculator, she asks some questions about romance as well.

In the end, Aleph is always happy when one of the girls he helped come back to him with updates on their relationship. It's like a gossip session, he always appreciates some tea to accompany the chattering.

He has a non disclosure agreement, your relationship failures are safe with him 🙏

[the-blossica-fan]

I had an idea a long while back, but imagine, if Vertin took off her top hat, no one recognised her. Like a Perry the Platypus situation 😭

Manus Vindictae: Vertin?

Vertin: *puts on her hat*

Manus Vindictae: VERTIN THE TIMEKEEPER?!

She just takes off her suit, her hat, let's down her hair and she's another whole person. What do you mean Bkornblume is the best spy in the suitcase? Just let Vertin take off her hat and flirt with a woman, she's got you covered.

[the-blossica-fan]

A friend has a plushie of Sonetto

Help her. She's been turned into a plushie.

"Timekeeper, please don't turn me into a marketable plushie. Please don't-"

[the-blossica-fan]

G'day c:

I bring forth something similar to an ask I made back in 1.9 lol

What do you think the Bloodtithe team are thinking rn? /silly

Ft. Moments before disaster

Bloodtithe team standing there awkwardly as Recoleta beckons them forward without fear, believing she can take them head on and win. The poet fears nothing, too much confidence in her face and waving of her pen...

Nautika: ...Uh, I don't think we should? I mean, it's Recoleta, so...

Semmelweis: And? I don't see any problems with beating her up, she's almost asking for it

Fatutu: M-maybe we can make peace?

Semmelweis: Hah, that's an interesting decisions

Nautika: Oh, come on, we can't just beat her up! She's a friend!

Sentinel: ...I don't agree with that statement, not entirely

Nautika: I-- you get me, right Fatutu?

Fatutu: Uh... I don't want to fight, but...

Semmelweis: Go get her, Nautika.

Nautika: Okay, fine.

[the-blossica-fan]

@palepigeon and the thrilling sequal of their plushies: sonettiny, vertiny and smallneider

:o, :c and >:3

To quote her, vertin looks like a soggy sopping wet cat here 😭

MY GOD THEY'VE REUNITED AT LAST

I was about to say that Smallneider looks like she was thrown into a bath filled with water and when she got taken out she started planning humanity's downfall

But yeah Vertiny also looks like she got rescued from the storm after forgetting her umbrella

They're planning humanity's downfall and we can't do nothing but watch

WAIT WHY DOES SMALLNEIDER LOW-KEY LOOK LIKE THAT ONE ROBLOX FACE

[the-blossica-fan]

Imagine Blonney looking at a cake Jessica made and then at Jessica going 🥺👉👈

Do you think Blonney would risk potential food poisoning, especially if Jessica said she 'made it all by herself'?

(REGAIN YOUR TITLE AS THE BLOSSICA FAN /silly)

Me regaining soul energy after someone sends me a Blossica ask:

There is a moment where you can see Blonney's brain screaming at her not to touch the cake, especially when it looks quite burnt, badly covered in cream and somehow undercooked at the same time, yet once she turns to her deer girlfriend all of those rational thoughts fly out the window.

It's the lowered ears, the hopeful gaze on those pleading eyes, the pitiful aura. All of those made Blonney's heart beat faster and all rational thoughts went out the window.

So she does, of course she does. She takes a piece, takes a bite and... It... It could be worse.

It's... Eggy, undercooked yet the crust is burnt, it has too much sugar and somehow managed to be too eggy.

She said it was good, made Jessica happy and managed to distract her long enough to hide the cake somewhere far away before distracting the happy deer with an offer of a movie.

She did end up in the hospital later though, the stomach pain wasn't very pretty. Yet when she saw Jessica's eyes light up and her smile become even wider and brighter, it was all worth it.

...but the stomach pain...

[the-blossica-fan]

Blonney: ARE YOU FUCKING VERTIN'S MOM?!

Tooth Fairy: ...? You mean, Madam Z? Well, yes. We've shared a few--

Blonney, on the floor, wheezing: J-JOSHUA OWES ME TWENTY BUCKS THANK YOU

Tooth Fairy: ...? Am I... missing something?

(*A Nightmare on Green Lake deleted scene)

Cuts to Vertin with a deadpan expression while Blonney laughs.